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    Top 25 arab pick up lines.

    Some are alright. But not all are interesting to me.

    Top 25 Arab Pick up Lines

    1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
    2. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
    3. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
    4."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
    5."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
    6."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
    7."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?"
    8. So, read any good Surahs lately?
    9. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
    10. Lets get married so I donít have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room
    11. I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
    12. Do you work for the FBI ? Because you've just abducted my heart.
    13. Your father must be a terrorist, because you're da BOMB!
    14. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
    15.. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
    16. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
    17. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.
    18. That's a nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?
    19. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
    20. I didnít trip over my robe, I fell for you.
    21. I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'
    22. Wanna pray in jamaat, shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?
    23. "*guy looks under girls hijab* "sorry, i was looking for the made in jannah tag"
    24. "After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mashallah. The next was Inshallah!"
    25. "Are those legs halal?"

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    you obviously had nothing to, at all.

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    LOOL They are all funny

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    No.13 is Da Bomb

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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL f*ckin funny

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    Arab?! I can see it more pointing to Muslims.

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    Well some made me laugh but not all funny,some is just not right!..number 13 made me laugh the most!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiGhTFaCe View Post
    Arab?! I can see it more pointing to Muslims.
    ^ My thoughts exactly

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    Aren't most arabs muslims?

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    hhehehehehe
    really funny !!!
    tnx for sharing girl

    thanks tinta!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel_Eyes View Post
    Aren't most arabs muslims?
    Would you say aren't most Muslims Arab?! I would say no.


    People should know, not every Arab is a Muslim & not every Muslim is an Arab.

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    Hahahahahahaha those cracked me up! Funny as hell!

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    Haha Are those legs halal!!! ROFL

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    i really did use this once...
    14. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiGhTFaCe View Post
    Would you say aren't most Muslims Arab?! I would say no.


    People should know, not every Arab is a Muslim & not every Muslim is an Arab.
    You can talk about that in the politics or whatever section. Thanks.

    I loved # 13 also.

    You are all welcome.

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    Talking about what is Arab & what is Muslim is politics?! I was just clearing that the title says something & the content is something else!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiGhTFaCe View Post
    Talking about what is Arab & what is Muslim is politics?! I was just clearing that the title says something & the content is something else!
    I don't know if you saw the part when I said "whatever". And thanks for clarifying.

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    i didnt say "EVERY", i said "MOST"! get your eyes checked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel_Eyes View Post
    i didnt say "EVERY", i said "MOST"! get your eyes checked!
    When I asked the question there, I said most! That was a general statement for these who can't make a difference between an Arab & a Muslim, it wasn't for you. Maybe you should check something by your side now

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    I got to agree with nightface here..

    But Daymn those cheesy lines are very funny ..
    7. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

    Hahahaha, What a jerk! ..

    Thanks Mudrich

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel_Eyes View Post
    i didnt say "EVERY", i said "MOST"! get your eyes checked!

    .........
    well i think the importantthing that the thread is funny not who shes talkin about
    Last edited by death rose; 15-01-07 at 05:00 PM.

    thanks tinta!

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    haha.. very stupid "pick-up lines", are people actually stupid enough to use them?

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    sameerb1 did

    thanks tinta!

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    i was stupid enuff dodikita

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    Quote Originally Posted by DodiKita View Post
    haha.. very stupid "pick-up lines", are people actually stupid enough to use them?
    On a girl with a sense of humor why not! It would get my attention just for the guts to use it and sheer humor of it
    Oh my life is changing everyday
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    Though my dreams, itís never quite as it seems

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    What would be really funny to me is to use them then say that they read that line in the internet ;P...

    Thanks Mudrich

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma View Post
    On a girl with a sense of humor why not! It would get my attention just for the guts to use it and sheer humor of it
    Hey girl ... can I connect the shaped dots on those freckles.

    Just made that one up ...
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    15.. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".


    LOL Nice one.

    Those are hilarious pick-up lines

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    Maybe if I was a guy, I would use # 13.

    Feel free to use them, but to anyone here. :P

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