JoyFull
07-06-00, 09:48 AM
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it
to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 mins to inquire
how its going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me on
every keystroke.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where're you're going. It gives me a
chance to be creative when someone asks me where you are.
4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door
for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with
no arms is good training in case I sho5. If you give me more than one job to do,
don't tell
6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and reallyhave nowhere to
go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out itcould mean
promotion.
8. If you don't like my work tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in
conversations. I was born to be whipped.
9. If you have special intructions for a job, don't wriote them down. In fact,
save thenm until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful
information.
10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know
anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them
later, my shrewd deductions will identify the11. Be nice to me only when the
job I'm doing for yo
12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to
know someone is less fortunate.
13. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have
been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase.
I'm not here for the money anyway.
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Tonight...I looked up at the stars, and I wonder where you are. Tonight I gazed upon the moon, in hopes that I would see you soon.
to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 mins to inquire
how its going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me on
every keystroke.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where're you're going. It gives me a
chance to be creative when someone asks me where you are.
4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door
for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with
no arms is good training in case I sho5. If you give me more than one job to do,
don't tell
6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and reallyhave nowhere to
go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out itcould mean
promotion.
8. If you don't like my work tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in
conversations. I was born to be whipped.
9. If you have special intructions for a job, don't wriote them down. In fact,
save thenm until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful
information.
10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know
anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them
later, my shrewd deductions will identify the11. Be nice to me only when the
job I'm doing for yo
12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to
know someone is less fortunate.
13. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have
been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase.
I'm not here for the money anyway.
_______________________________________
Try to be JoyFull http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif
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Tonight...I looked up at the stars, and I wonder where you are. Tonight I gazed upon the moon, in hopes that I would see you soon.