This might seem funny, but in all seriousness, when is it okay to fart in front of your partner? How long into a relationship would you feel comfortable enough to fart? :p

Should be interesting reading different views.. :D

Man, I never would....what if it stunk really bad? Would kill the romance for sure..at least for that moment... :yuk:

i try and leave the room out of respect, go to the toilet. sometimes it can't be helped, and a polite 'sorry hun....' would go with it.

LOL.. never ever :XD:
or .. silently :p

But the silent ones are the "deadly" ones. Double :yuk: :yuk:

I think it can be fine, just say something funny about it, or laugh at yourself :p

haha this topic is funny :p

I would not want to do it in his presence and would also appreciate my partner doing the same for me

my husband has seen me give birth, i don't think he's gonna be too revolted with an accidental fart. i don't like people who fart intentionally in front of others, just bad manners.

My brother used to mess with us by farting and then laugh. I had to slap him for it. Gleefully of course.

Oh god I would tease the hell out of her attacking via farting.

:mmhmm: .

i try and leave the room out of respect, go to the toilet. sometimes it can't be helped, and a polite 'sorry hun....' would go with it.
Ditto.

I would never intentionally fart when I'm around anyone (let alone my partner), but you said it, sometimes accidents happen... :o

Some men seem to think farting is funny though. It doesn't seem to bother them at all :think:

NO WAY!

my mother told me, in all 23 years of living with my father, not once did he smell bad, let alone fart! xD

seriously, he doesn't even burp out loud!

Never. I'd rather die.

LMAOO:color:

6eeeeeeeeeee6 :color::color: (thats what i thought of when i read some members reply's :color:)
or let alone 6aaaaan6aaaaay remix :XD: ( diabian would get this :P)


I would NEVER EVER .. oh man i would shoOt myself XD

I would tottally shoot my partner if he did that LOL

when they are really comfortable enough to do ANYTHING in front of each other :D

LMAOO:color:

6eeeeeeeeeee6 :color::color: (thats what i thought of when i read some members reply's :color:)
or let alone 6aaaaan6aaaaay remix :XD: ( diabian would get this :P)


I would NEVER EVER .. oh man i would shoOt myself XD

I would tottally shoot my partner if he did that LOL

Lol :color::XD::color:

Actually I dont think I can ever fart in front of anyone; regardless of being a guy or a girl.:think:

Manners are manners. I just wouldn't do it in front of a partner. UGH.......but if it was an accident he would have to live with it period. We're only human.

In front of people, never intentionally, it's rude. But I would really want my partner to be comfortable enough to fart in front of me. It would not disgust me. Whether I would do it? It depends on him..really. I think at the beginning of the marriage, it is only natural you two would be shy and would race to the toilet to fart, but after a while, it gets tiring. I would want him to be comfortable. Let him fart all he wants, I promise I will enjoy laughing and teasing him :D

^ You wouldn't if it was toxic :XD:

Never thought of it

It wouldn't kill me

But I wouldn't because it would definitely kill her :hyper:

^ Even if it is toxic. Believe me! I lived with my younger male cousin for a while, and he made sure I was prepared! Hahahaha, funny kid :p

He would say "arba36a3shar" (14)
I would say "7awel" (transfer)
And then he would fart and cover the blanket on top of my head so I could inhale it all! Ewww :os. But it was funny.

^ i would seriously shoot my cousins for that kind of behavious LyM ! :D no way man !

i wouldnt want to fart infront of my partner nor would i enjoy him farting!! farting is something that happens in the toilet only whether im married or not !
its like making number 2 to me :)

OMG kill me before i do & kill him too

LOOL
omg i think never :hyper:
nooot niiice

wei3 wth? lol

Never. And if he honestly did it purposely i'd be like wtf
u coulda atleast warned moi to leave or something if u couldn't get up ;p

:mmhmm: .

Yah I agree with you :D

i never fart in front of anyone :os so of course i won't fart in front of him EVER! :yuk:

Shame ..

But I guess if it happens in accidents .. I would just laugh and give her that little slap ..

If it happens to me .. I would laugh and i say something like .. "I can't believe I did that!" .. :p .. haha

3ad ma thread ! (what a thread !)

Some things are meant to be set free *sighs*

I'd tell her to pull my finger.
I want to always be comfortable so I'll do what I want.

i would never fart in front of anyone... just keep holding it till i reach the toilet or somewhere else :p

wei3 wth? lol

Never. And if he honestly did it purposely i'd be like wtf
u coulda atleast warned moi to leave or something if u couldn't get up ;p

loooooooooool i cant just imagen the look u would give him PRICELESS

It took us a sometime to get used to it.. but now, we're comfortable :)

NEVER!
Are you crazy girl? :XD:
I don't want her to die like this! :hyper:

My dad used to ask my brother or me to pull his finger. :hyper:

And we'd all run away ... "eww daddy, don't! don't!"

Here, when one of the kids let one off, we 'fight' over who's smells the nicest.

If you need to fart, you probably need to go to the bathroom anyway.. but sometimes you can't help it.

That's why it's always handy to have a dog around. You can always blame him. :hyper:

I think girls generally can have some sort of control on their selves when it comes to farting..I don't really fart in front anyone even my own family..I just hate it. So I definitely won't fart in front him..I can control it thank God. But if he wants to fart then okey so be it lol

This is why there is something called toilets :p

Oh God NEVER would be my answer. It's disgusting and a maaaaajor turn off. Imagine you're sitting there cuddling and then one of you lets one rip, total mood kill and embarrassing on sooo many levels. Farting isn't something you'd do in front of anyone. period.

LoL i'd rather die

A smart question.. lol

sara7a, I will fart if she fart first... so wa7d b wa7da ..’ one by one ‘
Otherwise, if did it first and fart unintentionally.. I will go bring a gun and force her to fart too, before she run to her mother’s house and tell the story..

i never thought about it!
but haha i guess i wont get annoyed if he farts infront of me! i mean * guys * ! hehe
n im kinda used to it! im living with 3 guys! ( my brothers ) n they sooo feel free to do wateso ever infron of me! hehe

but me.. umm i dont think so.. i didnt fart infront of my best friends yet :p so i dont think il be able to with my partner.. though i think it might be okay once in a while.. n accidentally..

Whenever the couple decides, I just hope they don't act like Fat Ba$tard

Letting it out

there is an invention called toilet :dev:

sorry guys but i find it silly to discuss something like farting !!!! :bored:

fart free zone , pls ! :yuk: