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TripleTee 22-05-08, 01:11 AM how do you kill scorpions!!! How do you kill scorpions!!! How do you kill scorpions?!!
:(:(
it's a small black one :(.... it's in my bathrooooom.... that's it, I'm burning that place down :XD:
I hate them hate them hate them....
marianna 22-05-08, 01:12 AM I don't like killing things but if you could find a box to coax it into with a broom handle or something and take it outside??
minerva 22-05-08, 01:12 AM pick it up on an A4 sheet of paper, cover with a plastic bowl and take it to an open window and throw it out.
marianna 22-05-08, 01:13 AM We posted pretty much the same thing at the same time....eerie!!!!
TripleTee 22-05-08, 01:13 AM and be poisoned and stung?... no thanks :XD:... those creatures are dangerous :XD:
that was pointed to spirit...lol
a broom...yes a broom....
Elvenblade 22-05-08, 01:13 AM i heard that if u pour cold water on them, they go numb
they wont kill u.
call 9999
Tiny Heart 22-05-08, 01:16 AM emm, I suggest U fry it, they r tastey u know.
But in other way, U can ask help from ur bro, if u have any :)
TripleTee 22-05-08, 01:16 AM imagine...i mistook it for a beetle!!! was about to get close and check it out when I saw that TAIL!!!... misleading....
I consider myself having a phobia of scorpions.
Angel_Eyes 22-05-08, 01:17 AM what the??? a whole thread on this??? LOL
let me tell you about scorpions honey..haha..they are the HARDEST creature to kill..seriously.. you'll have to sweep it out or something. using any sort of pif paf wont work. and trying to poke at it will piss it off. would you like me come over and kill it for you?:p i'm not afraid:6:
How small is that thing to mislead it with a beetle?
It appears that scorpions can fly. A fact that I was far from happy to discover as it suddenly the scorpion flew out from the towel, missed my leg by a whisker and landed on the carpet. Needless to say I was shocked. But being the inherent woodsman that I am I quickly recovered, grabbed the jar and trapped the scorpion. P and I had another smoke, this time a bit shakily after all the excitement and debated how to go ahead killing the scorpion.
http://childoftwentyfive.blogsome.com/2007/10/11/101-ways-not-to-kill-a-scorpion/
Here's a whole long blog post on things to avoid when trying to kill a scorpion...
Elvenblade 22-05-08, 01:18 AM now am afraid of AE :boo:
minerva 22-05-08, 01:19 AM why don't you get a pulitzer winning photograph out of it....
girl photographs her own death by tiny scorpion.
Dam3eti 22-05-08, 01:20 AM piff paaaf :p
180 lbs under the bottom of my shoe does it
i'm sure errrr 120lbs or so could do it too
just get a shoe and slap the life out of it!
TripleTee 22-05-08, 01:22 AM How small is that thing to mislead it with a beetle?as small as a black beetle :inno:
OMG.... where's the mother????? :dev::omg::omg:
yes AE... a whole thread about scorpions...
Diabian 22-05-08, 01:23 AM The safest way is to hit it with a block or a sandle... then burn it quickly just to make sure that it hasnt got eggs which might spread once u kill it.
And am afraid that if it really small... then the mother "could" be around, with her other little kids!!
so get help!
get a size-40 zanoobah.. it'll get rid of the whole thing :)
Angel_Eyes 22-05-08, 01:24 AM LOL calm down woman! haha..killing a creature by burning is haram...
just sweep it out. kill it with one good smack.
yes EB :6: :yes:
as small as a black beetle :inno:
OMG.... where's the mother????? :dev::omg::omg:
yes AE... a whole thread about scorpions...
Watching furiously right behind you, ready to take revenge! ;)
They lay eggs or something. If it meets the mother, it will eat or be eaten, probably.
Just smash it. Or go knock on some guy's door and play frightened girly-girl. It'll all be over in seconds! :p
Or just throw a towel over it and jump up and down over and over.
They're not made of iron.
TripleTee 22-05-08, 01:25 AM thanks jeff, jack and the photograph idea...lol... :XD:... alright..i gotta remain cool.......*calms down*
lock the damn thread and kill the *******
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd93/Evanaa/nervous.gif 3T
LOL :D
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd93/Evanaa/nervous.gif 3T LOL :D
What does that mean? Brush your teeth? :os
Diabian 22-05-08, 01:36 AM I am finding it serious.. cos i hate scorpions too.
So inform someone about it just in case u get hurt, he/she will ask about u!
marianna 22-05-08, 01:38 AM Some people actually have phobias against spiders, scorions and insects which makes them freak out. My daughter willl go ballistic when she sees any of those things. I always calmly take them outside. I AM the woMAN!
Dr Diablo 22-05-08, 01:38 AM What does that mean? Brush your teeth?
^ Thats biting nails lol
Squash it using the biggest boot you have around.. After a really strong smash tht could be loud enough to wake the neighbourhood up, smash it again and you'll get a dead (thats what you want) splatted (This is a bonus view) scorpion.. :p
TripleTee 22-05-08, 01:41 AM the battle's begun.... if you don't hear of me in an hour... call the ambulance. :angry:
the battle's begun.... if you don't hear of me in an hour... call the ambulance. :angry:
*tee slowly sneaks into the room*
SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
minerva 22-05-08, 01:44 AM here's triple tee in her lara croft style anti scorpion attack gear.
go on girl......give the little runt some stick!!!!
http://zelda-fans.com/blog/wp-content/images/Karima%20Lara%20Croft.JPG
What does that mean? Brush your teeth? :os
She is rubbing her finger on her teeth to clean it up from germs :D
Nah, poor 3T is just scared. :boo:
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT :yes:
TripleTee 22-05-08, 01:46 AM guys... it disappeared from where I hit it before :XD: :XD:...
looks like my costume scared it away.
but this is no good :XD:
ouch pooor u!
i always spray perfume on these creatures coz im so afraid of them!
call 911 ! any1 who's with u!
try the sandel or shoe throwing..
Diabian: wallah ur scaring me with all that talk!
Diabian 22-05-08, 01:51 AM I rmmbr one day I hit a scorpion in our farm house... when i left the sandle, I saw massive number of little scorpion!! aparently the little scorpions were sitting on the back of their mom, and i didnt c them!!
so i started hitting every single little scorpion... and my cousin came to burn them!!
wasn't easy i tell u!!
Diabian 22-05-08, 01:53 AM here's triple tee in her lara croft style anti scorpion attack gear.
go on girl......give the little runt some stick!!!!
http://zelda-fans.com/blog/wp-content/images/Karima%20Lara%20Croft.JPG
look at those thighs :alien::super::alien:
so hot!!
TripleTee 22-05-08, 01:54 AM I heard the black ones are not as bad as the yellow ones. True??
Sorry to scare you T3, but knowing a creepy thing was in the house, undead.. I could never sleep.
Can you get out? Go somewhere else or sleep as far away as you can from where you saw it last? On a different floor or something?
and it's time for us to say
Sleep tight, don't let the bugs bite
He's just looking for a cool place to hide, that's all.
Don't worry about him. If he comes out again, just smack him.
But he probably left your house through a crack or something.
Just keep your eye out for a while to make sure he's gone...and check your shoes before you put your feet in them.
Diabian 22-05-08, 01:59 AM I heard the black ones are not as bad as the yellow ones. True??
Thats not true... there are hundreds n hundreds of different kinds of scorpions... we dont know which one is at ur place!
Just place a pea under your mattress princess :p
Frozen Echo 22-05-08, 02:01 AM Just die.
...
Hahahahaha!
Why am I online? I have an exam tomorrow..
oh wait i'm here to laugh ! AHAHAHAHAH ! pay for the sins you made !
DIE! LOL
TripleTee 22-05-08, 02:10 AM right...smirk now you creeps... because when I survive tonight... I'll wipe that out of you tomorrow :p
(btw...I'm not sleeping in that room tonight...lol.. no worries)
Just hit it with something really strong or heavy, that should do the trick or trap it under a glass cup and have someone else deal with it.
i never saw a scorpion before! lucky Tee!
minerva 22-05-08, 03:14 AM someone sms her to see if she's all ok....
TripleTee 22-05-08, 03:34 AM not a pretty sight to behold nella... lucky you :XD:...
heys guys... the scorpion disappeared... i dunno where it is... but being a bit injured i am certain it's not happy :XD:.. i'm keeping my distance... will update this thread if i get a hold of it... thanks you'all
i actually opened this thread not because i didn't know how to get rid of it.... it's because I was too afraid to :XD: :inno: I have a thing for scorpions... felt like talking about it here would take that thing out :XD:... it kinda worked so thanks...lol
Black Lolly 22-05-08, 04:28 AM Oh my godd.. what's a scorpion doing in yer bathroom?! I dunno but if you don't wanna be near it.. like get some pifpaf or whatever "mubeed 7ashari" :XD: and spray it.and then lock the room..then waaait.. open the bathroom door.. maybe you'll find it dead..
yea I don't have great ideas like the others but if you don't wanna be near it :D..
Rossonero 22-05-08, 05:02 AM Ah, faced too many at home .. dad just gets his slippers "n3aal" and hits them with it.
yellow are more dangerous..
The scorpion which is responsible for the most human deaths is Androctonus australis, or the yellow fat-tailed scorpion.
But,
most scorpions are relatively harmless to humans; stings produce only local effects (such as pain, numbness or swelling).
so no worries :D
This is the funniest thread I've seen for a long time! Hope you're OK T-Cube, but thanks for making me smile anyway! :)
Rossonero 22-05-08, 02:35 PM imagine...i mistook it for a beetle!!! was about to get close and check it out when I saw that TAIL!!!... misleading....
I consider myself having a phobia of scorpions.
Thanks for proving my point... you really are a Drama Queen :p
But but why do you hate me? We're harmless :shy:
marianna 22-05-08, 04:39 PM Did ya "get" it? Was it a hard battle to win? I have only seen scorpions at the zoo but not in real life. We don't have them in Missouri.
Boiling water will kill it.... works on spiders and cockroaches.
I have a black spider in my bathroom, every morning when i have my shower it climbs into a little hiding hole to get away from me... its my friend....
UmKhalid 22-05-08, 04:54 PM Black one's are okay, boys carry it from its tail and chase girls (who are screaming their heads off) with it.
The golden ones are more dangerous.
TripleTee 22-05-08, 04:58 PM ck...so there are ones that kill :XD:... I'd like to see one of those.....miles away from me.
ross: i'll arrange to put a snake under your bed covers one day and watch what gave the name to drama.
scorpion: harmless/ful you creep me out... why do you have to look so hideous?
marianna... I woke up today morning and didn't find it anywhere... I don't know what happened to it.
so yeah...i guess the battle's delayed if it dares return. :XD:... as for any comments... if anyone knows anything more about scorpions feel free to share it here. thanks
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