View Full Version : If you swapped bodies with a woman


Shai
17-05-08, 06:41 PM
or swapped w/ a man if you are a woman

Say you woke up tommorow as the opposite sex and you're stuck that way,

(a genie did it or something, whatever)

but on the inside you're still the same person

so you've got a woman's body, but in your mind you're still a man...

would you force yourself to be "straight", which to you feels gay?

Lym
17-05-08, 06:42 PM
So I would have a female brain but a male body? Or when you say that my body has been changed, that includes my brain? :think:

Shai
17-05-08, 06:47 PM
^ Female brain yeah, you feel exactly the same inside, but when you look down there's something new there.

Lym
17-05-08, 06:51 PM
Oh, interesting! Then I would make the perfect husband! I would act all manly yet understand how my female counterpart thinks and feels. I would relate to her on so many levels and our communications skills would be so much easier to master.

And thank god I won't be emotional and soft-looking, since my body will provide me with all the testosterone that I need.

minerva
17-05-08, 06:52 PM
oh i'd wanna experience the male orgasm first of all.

then i'll start going 'ewwwwww' at all the chest hairs, leg hair, armpit hair.

i'd go to the toilet as often as possible to make peepee and see how men manage to miss such a big hole (the toilet) when urinating.
if i'm in a country that's got snow, i'd write my name in the snow too.

then i'll start looking at the clock and see how many hours i have left to turn back to a woman...cos i would really really miss it!

Angel_Eyes
17-05-08, 06:54 PM
The first thing i'd do is scream my head off and think i was living a nightmare :)

UmKhalid
17-05-08, 06:56 PM
Trying to prove a point, eh Shai ;)

So I've been born and grew up in a woman's body, but suddenly a genie decides he wants to play a silly trick and put me in a male's body?

I would lock myself up until I go back to my real body. What girl would want to be a guy anyway.

Shai
17-05-08, 06:59 PM
So Lym and Minerva, wouldn't you find it gross to have to marry and have sex with a woman?

UmKhalid
17-05-08, 07:00 PM
^ They were born in a female body, have a female brain. Changing their bodies wouldn't change anything.

Unless you believe gay people had genies change their bodies while they were asleep?

marianna
17-05-08, 07:01 PM
Be on my hands and knees praying to God to keep me as a woman.

minerva
17-05-08, 07:03 PM
So Lym and Minerva, wouldn't you find it gross to have to marry and have sex with a woman?
i'd be a gay man cos my brains would make me want a man i'm attracted to. so bring on the lipstick and the waxing kit...

Shai
17-05-08, 07:07 PM
Girls: this is a " What If " scenario, you can't change the parameters of the scenario in your answer :XD:

The scenario is- you are STUCK as a man.

Now, what would ye do?

Shai
17-05-08, 07:07 PM
i'd be a gay man cos my brains would make me want a man i'm attracted to. so bring on the lipstick and the waxing kit...

Alright, interesting....

Angel_Eyes
17-05-08, 07:10 PM
this thread is ridiculous:XD:

minerva
17-05-08, 07:12 PM
^ more probably i'd be unlucky enough (just my luck) to be born somewhere where i'll get beaten up to a pulp, my body raped to convince me that's not what God wants, and pills shoved down my throat to make me understand that 'i'm a male, god yes, i'm a male, thank god i'm a male, yes yes,, ok...i'm a male'.

marianna
17-05-08, 07:14 PM
i'd be a gay man cos my brains would make me want a man i'm attracted to. so bring on the lipstick and the waxing kit...

And sing me some Barbara Streisand baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marianna
17-05-08, 07:15 PM
Girls: this is a " What If " scenario, you can't change the parameters of the scenario in your answer :XD:

The scenario is- you are STUCK as a man.

Now, what would ye do?

I'd still be praying to be a woman lol.............:color:

jack
17-05-08, 07:22 PM
Be on my hands and knees praying to God to keep me as a woman.yes i'd be praying ... but not on my hands and knees ... :hyper:

Thalia
17-05-08, 08:30 PM
Minerva has said most of what would go through my mind.. the orgasm, the peeing.. If I suddenly woke up as a man, walking would probably be my first problem.

Touching myself and feeling all that hair.. ugh. Don't think I could get used to that.

Having such a limited option when it came to clothing and shoes.. that would be really boring.

Having to shave every single day for the rest of my life..

I'm not cut out to be a man.. even if I was born one. And I love being a woman way too much. I've never once in my life wished I'd been a boy. Except peeing in the snow, there's not much a boy can do that a girl can't, if she wanted to.

Whether or not I would force myself to live with a woman.. I don't think I could. If that's not the way I felt inside, then why live a lie for the rest of my life?

marianna
17-05-08, 08:37 PM
Not to be gross but a woman's orgasm is much stronger than a mans. I was curious one day and looked it up under some medical research.

Thalia
17-05-08, 08:46 PM
Not to be gross but a woman's orgasm is much stronger than a mans. I was curious one day and looked it up under some medical research.
Of course it is. Not particularily stronger I think.. but longer lasting.

men: one big firework

women: many big fireworks in very close succession

marianna
17-05-08, 08:47 PM
So why be a man? We feel things acutely, we are able to have multiples, we live longer, we can bear children, we can express our emotions on many many levels and we can wear some fantabulous outfits!!!

Nah---------I would pray to God to leave me as a woman. :) :) :) :love: :love: :love:

Threadlike
17-05-08, 08:48 PM
Commit suicide...
Especially if it's a pregnant woman :o

spirit
17-05-08, 08:51 PM
Go for the ladies night in Copacabana :hyper:

Being lesbian!! That's ****ing hawt; especially after watching The L word.......One of my favorite shows

marianna
17-05-08, 09:00 PM
Not into lesbian type of lifestyle. Just being a woman rocks.

Thalia
17-05-08, 09:12 PM
Not into lesbian type of lifestyle. Just being a woman rocks.
I think spirit is talking about himself there.. if HE were a woman.

marianna
17-05-08, 09:16 PM
Ahhhhhhh then you go boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Evana
17-05-08, 09:45 PM
I'd be pretty messed up, I'd be a bisexual.

Frozen Echo
17-05-08, 10:23 PM
I'd masturbate just looking at myself everyday and get turned on touching my own breasts.

Jihad4Truth
17-05-08, 10:29 PM
Go for the ladies night in Copacabana :hyper:

LOL............I would definitely go struttin about town just to see how much and what kind of attention a woman can get and if it is really as horrible as women make it out to be.

I would probably be a bad *** woman. The kind who rides motorcycles and stuff.

Thalia
17-05-08, 10:46 PM
LOL............I would definitely go struttin about town just to see how much and what kind of attention a woman can get and if it is really as horrible as women make it out to be.

I would probably be a bad *** woman. The kind who rides motorcycles and stuff.
Then take your motorcycle to the mechanic for something and see how wearing a skirt makes the bill double. :hyper:

mimosa
17-05-08, 10:58 PM
Maybe if I've got to be a woman I should "take one for the team" and be loyal to my new gender:

1. Marry a polygamist
2. Seduce all his other wives

:hmm:

Nella
18-05-08, 08:09 PM
as cool as all of you male members are making it sound but..you guys are all forgetting...PMS? :p

Shai
18-05-08, 08:44 PM
Commit suicide...
Especially if it's a pregnant woman :o
against your religion
Go for the ladies night in Copacabana :hyper:

Being lesbian!! That's ****ing hawt; especially after watching The L word.......One of my favorite shows
I didn't watch L word but I don't need to, to know that being a lesbian would be super
I'd be pretty messed up, I'd be a bisexual.
interesting... would you marry a woman though?

Maybe if I've got to be a woman I should "take one for the team" and be loyal to my new gender:

1. Marry a polygamist
2. Seduce all his other wives

:hmm:
you'd have to get through the wedding night first!

marianna
18-05-08, 08:50 PM
PMS sucks and would serve a guy right to go through it. (Evil laughter........)

spirit
18-05-08, 09:08 PM
PMS SMS.....................ya'll exaggerate the whole thing :rolleyes:

Mesmie
18-05-08, 09:24 PM
Nope I'll act like a man and hump 10 hookers all at the same exact time.

I seriously dunno what I'd do if I woke up one day in a man's body! I'd be terrified!

Shai
18-05-08, 09:49 PM
Nope I'll act like a man and hump 10 hookers all at the same exact time.

I seriously dunno what I'd do if I woke up one day in a man's body! I'd be terrified!

You're even greedier than this guy
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/03/12/tehran_police_chief_found_with_prostitutes/3218/

But I bet you wouldn't need to pay to get girls into bed, even if you were an ugly guy.

Evana
18-05-08, 10:20 PM
interesting... would you marry a woman though?


I'd be a pervert. I dont think I'd want to get married. :hmm:

toxic_honey
19-05-08, 06:33 AM
ew that would be the worst thing ever!

but lets see if that happened! i would act like men 3ade (normal):/

i will go play football, go to beach and swim half naked for the first time , sit with guys in anywhere they gather and listen to their conversation about girls and then i understand them better, because if i came back to be a girl i will be fully understandable.

i think all girls would be in love with me because i would understand each girl , but i wouldn't play with girls not my thing ,muahah.. I might kiss a gay guy and tell him gotcha look ur straight mother $%^$@# am a woman so be a man ! *jk* :bored:

J'adore
19-05-08, 06:49 AM
I'd seriously ENJOOOOOOOY IT & Abuse it! ;p

I'd hate it afterwards im sure. Cuz I love being me. But I wouldn't mind seein what it's like being a dude. I Can hang with the boiz Already so I wouldn't feel out of place or anything ;p

and about my sexual orientation? Although I find Women to be Beautiful I'd go Gay!
Simply bcz I love the men to much to give that Sh!t up ;) LOL

death rose
19-05-08, 09:09 AM
PMS SMS.....................ya'll exaggerate the whole thing :rolleyes:

HA!
i sure hope one day your body turns into a woman's body and see how it PMS is like!:boo:

i donnu .. i might start liking girls once i see i have a man's body :hyper:

Lightning2
19-05-08, 01:08 PM
hmmmmm i got many planz if i get up finding my self (hopefullly a hot sexy babe:) hmmmmmmm but i wish just to be so for hmmm like 20 days (skip the pms)
but i will make sure to utilise these 20 days perfectly ...in making friends ;P hehehe and doing some researchs:P:P:P

Shai
19-05-08, 07:56 PM
I'd be a pervert. I dont think I'd want to get married. :hmm:
So you'd play the field :p
ew that would be the worst thing ever!

but lets see if that happened! i would act like men 3ade (normal):/

i will go play football, go to beach and swim half naked for the first time , sit with guys in anywhere they gather and listen to their conversation about girls and then i understand them better, because if i came back to be a girl i will be fully understandable.

i think all girls would be in love with me because i would understand each girl , but i wouldn't play with girls not my thing ,muahah.. I might kiss a gay guy and tell him gotcha look ur straight mother $%^$@# am a woman so be a man ! *jk* :bored:
lmao :XD:

What do you want to understand about men?? There's not that much to know!

And you have to answer the question: would you force yourself to be a straight man or would you be a gay man?

I'd seriously ENJOOOOOOOY IT & Abuse it! ;p

I'd hate it afterwards im sure. Cuz I love being me. But I wouldn't mind seein what it's like being a dude. I Can hang with the boiz Already so I wouldn't feel out of place or anything ;p

and about my sexual orientation? Although I find Women to be Beautiful I'd go Gay!
Simply bcz I love the men to much to give that Sh!t up ;) LOL
haha :p Your love is too strong, you can't stop it.
HA!
i sure hope one day your body turns into a woman's body and see how it PMS is like!:boo:

i donnu .. i might start liking girls once i see i have a man's body :hyper:
Yeah you might! I can't see how anyone can NOT like girls really :p
hmmmmm i got many planz if i get up finding my self (hopefullly a hot sexy babe:) hmmmmmmm but i wish just to be so for hmmm like 20 days (skip the pms)
but i will make sure to utilise these 20 days perfectly ...in making friends ;P hehehe and doing some researchs:P:P:P
yeah you could find their secrets... but you could do that on Sabla too :)

death rose
20-05-08, 12:02 PM
Yeah you might! I can't see how anyone can NOT like girls really :p



ahahahaha :hyper:
...

girls suck :mmhmm:

Shai
20-05-08, 08:23 PM
girls suck :mmhmm:

Yeah, that's what I like about them.

marianna
20-05-08, 08:25 PM
Girls rock and because we outlive you guys whooohewwww we get the last word. PARRTYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hbd: :hbd: :hbd: :color: :sunsmile: :heart: :love: :cute: :D :angel: :rn: :sabla: :star:

The brain.
20-05-08, 08:33 PM
Thread have member lounge fun ..to be moved

i don’t know but I feel I will not cope with having all extra features that women have, and I’m not sure if I will find a proper shoe ready to wear for this honourable moment and go outside my flat, and be ready to receive all the rains of claps, flatter and compliments around