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EvilFire 16-04-08, 12:38 PM Some times when you are at work or college, your big boy wakes up for what ever reason, then you have to walk in the walk-way where are many females around and its really embarrassing specially if you are wearing a dishdasha...
How do you deal with it?
Oh...
I don't know. Cover it with something. Go to the bathroom till it is no longer visible.
EvilFire 16-04-08, 01:00 PM Endure Whisper , I coded it to the under-aged / kids stay away ;)
I think this is an annoying problem and I personally find it embarrassing.
Endure Whisper 16-04-08, 01:04 PM ^ Yes, it is very embarrassing and if I saw someone walking towards me with his big-boy pointing at me I'd be freaked out rather than flattered (some girls find it flattering because they think their beauty is the cause) ..
I wouldn't know how you'd deal with this, but as Lym mentioned go to the bathroom until it is no longer visible.
EvilFire 16-04-08, 01:06 PM Endure Whisper , some times it wake up for no reason , it doesnt have to be sexual :P
For me At uni days I used to hold my books and walk to the class!
Probably some guys dont care and just ignore it!
always wear tight undies if u have dat prob lol. duno wat else!
or another solution, take steroids so it doesnt even remain active lol! haha!
EvilFire u come up with interestingly wierd topics! :D
Endure Whisper 16-04-08, 01:12 PM ^ I know.. that's why it's a "problem" .. otherwise it wouldn't be :p
EvilFire 16-04-08, 01:14 PM Riv, you mean more life related topics ^^
Some times underwares cant help it ,again specially is you are wearing a dishdasha.
A penis erection occurs when two tubular structures that run the length of the penis, the corpora cavernosa, become engorged with venous blood. This may result from any of various physiological stimuli, also known as sexual arousal. The corpus spongiosum is a single tubular structure located just below the corpora cavernosa, which contains the urethra, through which urine and semen pass during urination and ejaculation, respectively. This may also become slightly engorged with blood, but less so than the corpora cavernosa. After a man has ejaculated during sexual encounter or masturbation, his erection usually ends, but this may take time depending on the length and thickness of the penis.
Penis erection usually results from exposure to sexual stimulation from sexual arousal, but can also occur by such causes as a full urinary bladder or spontaneously during the course of a day or at night, often during REM sleep (see "nocturnal penile tumescence"). An erection results in swelling, hardening and enlargement of the penis. Erection enables sexual intercourse and other sexual activities (sexual functions), though it is not essential for all sexual activities. An erection may also occur once woken up, called nocturnal penile tumescence. The scrotum may also become tightened during an erection.
Girls I advice you not to search erection in Wikipedia, its graphic.
EvilFire, you should urinate more often.
Elvenblade 16-04-08, 01:28 PM :XD: what a topic
wear tight boxers to keep willy restrained
Diabian 16-04-08, 01:30 PM ^that won't work!!
Learn how to control... I can!!
Arabian Prince 16-04-08, 01:47 PM NRB's (no reason boners) are a big deal if you don't want to be nicknamed something like anaconda. If talking to it trying to calm it down won't work then you should take counter-measures such as the ones mentioned above.
Then again, some of the clever tricks include the books trick you mentioned (or taking cover behind anything big really), the hands-in-pockets trick trying to persuade your big man in a less noticeable direction, or even thinking of something really bad that would put it to sleep (use your imagination).
EvilFire 16-04-08, 01:59 PM Arabian Prince, I figured out ways like the book or just sitting my place and be late on the class.. but I'm more keen to know how other guys deal with it :D
NRB's (no reason boners) are a big deal if you don't want to be nicknamed something like anaconda. If talking to it trying to calm it down won't work then you should take counter-measures such as the ones mentioned above.
Then again, some of the clever tricks include the books trick you mentioned (or taking cover behind anything big really), the hands-in-pockets trick trying to persuade your big man in a less noticeable direction, or even thinking of something really bad that would put it to sleep (use your imagination).
Love the last example..
Like.. think of someone in your family, like mother or father.. walking in on you while in the bathroom. That should do it.
Rossonero 16-04-08, 03:12 PM Just carry something to cover it up :p
Back in school it was the huge folder we had for Bio/Chem/Physics :p
..or just wait until it goes back to bed
Hahaha! You know...I never notice such things..unless if he had like a really BIG FAT joystick sticking out. And it usually shows when he's wearing pants not a dishdasha.
I dunno seriously I guess it's embarrassing. Why don't you just wear those tight panties?
ugh, i saw something like that and i don't ever wanna see it again. i never knew about this before, i thought it usually happens for a reason.
ugh, i saw something like that and i don't ever wanna see it again. i never knew about this before, i thought it usually happens for a reason.
Never say never, nella. :hyper:
EvilFire 16-04-08, 03:51 PM Mesmie , wish Dishdasha and air blowing that will clearly show it :D
Jeans probably is the best solution coz the material can restrict the limit which can the part show ,, you probably only can notice it if you are next to the X person :D
Hmm..just start thinking of something that turns u off. easy.
minerva 16-04-08, 06:02 PM squeeze the head, push the blood back.
marianna 16-04-08, 06:03 PM Thank GOD I am a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NiGhTFaCe 16-04-08, 07:39 PM Why it would wake up at the first in such public place?! :p
The trick is put your hand inside where the chest & push it forward to the front, nothing will be noticed by then, this is the case if you have to walk or stand up, otherwise just remain where you are till it sleeps.
Superbia 16-04-08, 07:54 PM Why would anyone be looking in that direction anyway? :os Unless if you make it obvious, then it will be transparent.
in my opinion, the problem is not in the dishdasha, the problem is in the wizaar.
I don't wear wizaar, I wear hozens like all other khaleeji people
marianna 17-04-08, 12:15 AM The problem is that the guy just needs to think about say soccer or baseball or something that will get him errrr presentable.....
minerva 17-04-08, 12:21 AM at sixth form, when we used to have sexual reproduction lessons for our biology A level, our tutor used to wear a labcoat over his trousers, even when we didn't have lab sessions....
Angel_Eyes 17-04-08, 12:48 AM a question based on endure's post....
if it's not awake because of the girl's beauty or whatever, then WHY DOES that happen? doesnt that happen BECAUSE of happy thoughts??? :think:
juju: i salute you..lol..thank god we're women:XD:
minerva 17-04-08, 12:52 AM it can happen during exercise, if there's increased blood flow in the groin region...or if a guy's been lifting weights and stuff. it's not always a 'sexual' thing. (hence my previous post in answer to the *shock!!! horror* ) :hyper:
Early morning is always the toughest time, urinating gets tough
Soulless 17-04-08, 01:03 AM Hold your dishdasha infront upper side , to hide it , preferable if its a long dishdasha, thats what am doing , or some times i just stay on one place until things calms down then i go on with my activities.
Libellula 17-04-08, 01:49 AM Three words: Get laid. Regularly.
That's an embarrassing problem to have :os
AMARANT 17-04-08, 01:51 AM like nabhan said, i always think of something else, till it calms down...
it doesnt happen that much...
marianna 17-04-08, 02:25 AM It is just part of male nature i.e. in the morning kind of thing. I think the way it should be discussed is what bothers some members. All in all I just feel if you don't want to read what is posted don't. If I see a thread I KNOW will piss me off I avoid it because well....I can have a temper at times.
EvilFire 17-04-08, 04:51 AM Three words: Get laid. Regularly.
That's an embarrassing problem to have :os
that happens to all normal men.Its not really sexual, some times you are reading or reading and it just goes hard.mybe its as Hitman said "urinating related issue "
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P.S:If you dont like the topic then u can simply red rep like what Miss "nosa" did ,althu this topic is mainly for adults. :)
NicoBambi 17-04-08, 05:08 AM Lol! i hate those moment ! I don't wear dishdasha .. but even with jeans .. people can recognize it .. and make fun of you :os
When those moment 'appear' I just think of the most disgusting thing on earth .. 'till it calm down :(
I wish we could control this (you can't imagine how much!)
Because this thread is apparently of a sensitive nature, I deleted all posts that add no value to the thread and don't address or discuss the problem seriously. So guys please refrain from chit chatting or making fun of the "problem".
Thanks :)
Haroundb 17-04-08, 09:23 AM Three words: Get laid. Regularly.
That's an embarrassing problem to have :os
I think squeezing the head is far more better solution than getting laid. What I know for sure that to get laid is against our religion, and yes that collage guy if he is married he wouldn't have a woody because married men do have sex with their wives.
Very nice comment Libellula, and I think as you said, to avoid embarrassing it is better to get laid! (commit adultery), could be I am little updated, but is it now something normal in a Muslim community... I mean to get laid??
I don't know how far degrading things have gone here in the sabla, I was a way for sometime and when I am back... It is really so bad. Sure Lym have deleted my post and sure that is because it is offending (telling people not to discuss this matter on public thread).
Here you go, for your information, civilized people at least write "For Men" at the title of the thread. That is because that who opened the thread wanted to discuss a problem of erection with girls, and for sure discussing this matter with girls won't really help the poor guy, it will make it harder and harder!!! (you know what I mean).
Being so silly to think that men don't know what to do in such cases is really so dump that I can't hold myself not to comment. It is so impolite to discuss this matter in public.
I am sure Libellula did not mean to encourage adultery. Anyways, Haroundb your point has been acknowledged and read. Can you now please stop preaching your views and reiterating what you've said in the posts that I've deleted. If it's very offending, then do ignore this thread.
Thanks and welcome back :)
Diabian 17-04-08, 02:12 PM Lol! i hate those moment ! I don't wear dishdasha .. but even with jeans .. people can recognize it .. and make fun of you :os
When those moment 'appear' I just think of the most disgusting thing on earth .. 'till it calm down :(
I wish we could control this (you can't imagine how much!)
I am not kidding; I learnt how to control it!!
Libellula 17-04-08, 02:26 PM that happens to all normal men.Its not really sexual, some times you are reading or reading and it just goes hard.mybe its as Hitman said "urinating related issue "
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P.S:If you dont like the topic then u can simply red rep like what Miss "nosa" did ,althu this topic is mainly for adults. :)
It may not be sexually related, but I presume the more sexually active you are, the less likely you are to have this "problem".
PS: Assumption is the mother of all screw ups.
Libellula 17-04-08, 02:34 PM I think squeezing the head is far more better solution than getting laid. What I know for sure that to get laid is against our religion, and yes that collage guy if he is married he wouldn't have a woody because married men do have sex with their wives.
Very nice comment Libellula, and I think as you said, to avoid embarrassing it is better to get laid! (commit adultery), could be I am little updated, but is it now something normal in a Muslim community... I mean to get laid??
I don't know how far degrading things have gone here in the sabla, I was a way for sometime and when I am back... It is really so bad. Sure Lym have deleted my post and sure that is because it is offending (telling people not to discuss this matter on public thread).
Here you go, for your information, civilized people at least write "For Men" at the title of the thread. That is because that who opened the thread wanted to discuss a problem of erection with girls, and for sure discussing this matter with girls won't really help the poor guy, it will make it harder and harder!!! (you know what I mean).
Being so silly to think that men don't know what to do in such cases is really so dump that I can't hold myself not to comment. It is so impolite to discuss this matter in public.
1. Getting laid is not against our religion, how else are people supposed to procreate?
2. Thanks for the compliment.
3. Getting laid does not necessarily mean adultery in particular. Married men get laid too.
4. You shouldn't assume I'm encouraging anything immoral.
5. I'm sure discussing such a topic will only make things "harder".
6. Shouldn't you address your comment to the thread starter then, and not me? (regarding the inappropriateness of the subject)
7. If the topic really offends your sensibilities then perhaps you shouldn't be participating in it in the first place.
It may not be sexually related, but I presume the more sexually active you are, the less likely you are to have this "problem".
PS: Assumption is the mother of all screw ups.
I doubt sexual activity has anything to do with it.
It's probably more to do with simply being a young male adult.
Rossonero 17-04-08, 03:43 PM Men have a raging hormone called testosterone, that explains it all .. It controls everything down under.
marianna 17-04-08, 04:14 PM ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh................thank you Mr. Rossonero......I know it gets men all worked up temper wise...builds muscle etc........
Rossonero 17-04-08, 04:19 PM See? I make more sense here with my short replies than the people bragging about in 5-10 paragraphs.
Haroundb 17-04-08, 07:43 PM I am sure Libellula did not mean to encourage adultery. Anyways, Haroundb your point has been acknowledged and read. Can you now please stop preaching your views and reiterating what you've said in the posts that I've deleted. If it's very offending, then do ignore this thread.
Thanks and welcome back
Oh! Lym, ...My mistake, I didn't look who is the moderator of this sabla before I write that post, believe me I wouldn't ever written it from the very beginning. now I have just noticed...!:hyper::)
Thanks for the welcome! :yes:
Now for my self, when my Bigboy go wild on me, I just take a cold shower and if it is not possible or there is no time to do that, pluck out my nose hair. Yes it is very effective.
By the way, it is also because of the type of cloths you wear. Yes... Open clothes encourage erection. And also the status of your unconscious mind, that is when you don't get enough sleep it may induce erection. True that your eyes are open and you look awake, but your body is actully sleeping!
Unexpected erection is also the cause of absence of mind (day dreaming). So if you keep your mind focused on something you will never get erection. Like for example if you were in the lecture and you are not concentrating you will get erection. You will never hear of a man who got boony or woody while playing chess for example.
Also avoid spicy food especially capsicum which contains some kind of substance (don't remember its name) that encourages the blood to spread into the vains and so they used it to relief of muscle pain by increasing blood flow in that area with capsicum back stickers.
Finally I tell you that most of those who get such cases of uncontrolled erections are those who have empty life, in other words try to get your mind engage of some real activity, and believe me my friend, healthy body and lazy life makes disasters....
cheers.
minerva 17-04-08, 08:25 PM ^haround db how disgraceful of you to put such open thoughts in public. tutt tutt. :rolleyes:
marianna 17-04-08, 08:35 PM Again...GLAD I am a woman!! Whoo hewwww!!!!!!!
Libellula 18-04-08, 12:24 AM I doubt sexual activity has anything to do with it.
It's probably more to do with simply being a young male adult.
I read somewhere that it happens a lot less frequently to men who have ejaculated recently. The longer you go without ejaculating, the greater the chances you'll have a spontaneous erection. So based on that, I'd say regular sexual activity should keep things under control.. :p
EvilFire 18-04-08, 01:29 PM Haroundb,
You are confused , i'm not talking about being horney or sexual day dreaming,some times the "Big Boy" goes up when the weather gets chilly.Dont take it in this pervert way.
Haroundb 18-04-08, 04:46 PM Haroundb,
You are confused , i'm not talking about being horney or sexual day dreaming,some times the "Big Boy" goes up when the weather gets chilly.Dont take it in this pervert way. OK I got you...
sameerb1 20-04-08, 02:40 PM all i do is get to a corner and adjust myself...and i guess that's all you should do too...
Again, off topics have been deleted. No flaming is allowed and if this thread is too offending, then don't view it! Thank you very much.
squinty 21-04-08, 02:34 PM never wanted to reply here.... anyway....
Both of you stop insulting...
EvilFire... I know it is a problem and it happens to me as well BUT i never mention it... it is embarrassing... and weird to talk about it...
Anyway, adjust yourself and try to make yourself feel uncomfortable if you want... it works for me sometimes..
or do something that will take a lot of your time and it will go away...
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These kind of topics.... I don't like... But hope it helps....
Thug4Life 21-04-08, 11:57 PM Locked.............
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