A duck goes to a shop and asks the shopkeeper: Do you have any grapes, waq waq?
he replies: No I do not
The next day she comes again and she asks the same question. The shopkeepr replies negatively. Again she comes to the shop in the next day asks the same question. The shopkeepr gets angry and he says: if you come again I will nail your legs on the ground.
She comes in the following day and asks the shopkeeper: Do you have any nails?
He says: No
She says: Great, Do you have any grapes waq waq?

:yell::yell::yell:

i dont get it -_-

funny one...
By the way By duck is asking: THIS funny duck is a female???(just 2 make sure)

i dont get it -_-

Read it again

funny one...
By the way By duck is asking: THIS funny duck is a female???(just 2 make sure)

Yes it's a female (Buttah) :D

A Duck goes into a shop and asks the shopkeeper, do you have fish ice cream waq waq ? .. He says no I don't.

Goes in the next day and asks the shopkeeper, do you have fish ice cream waq waq ? .. He says no I don't.

Goes in the next day and the day after that and a few other days after, so the shopkeeper gets sick of her and says if she comes again I'll say yes.

So the duck walks into the shop, looks at the shopkeeper and asks him if he has fish ice cream. The shopkeeper says yes, we do actually.

Duck looks back, and says Yuck. Yil3an Abo il Thoog.

Note : some of the humor might be lost in translation.

mine is better I didn't like yours lol

LMAO! I liked them both!

Lol the two jokes sucks

lol liked both jokes :XD:

Fish icecream <--- :yuk: