.. to have the larger piece of chips oman first, and not save it to be the last!

To wait. And wait and wait and wait and wait.

To never skip breakfast and to ALWAYS make sure clean socks is in abundance :p

"Happiest Doing Nothing". :p

To never take a piss standing up!

^WHAT?? That's every man's right! :duh:

No no..sometimes you just can't predict what type of stream will appear and suddenly you get pee on your foot because hello..the stream is magically split in the middle one goes to the toilet and the other is on your bloody foot.

^ ewwness!!

most men are evil and dirty!
(even my friends can be part of them...:bored:)

never judge the book by its cover :cute: simply line but very impressive in reality

No no..sometimes you just can't predict what type of stream will appear and suddenly you get pee on your foot because hello..the stream is magically split in the middle one goes to the toilet and the other is on your bloody foot.
ROFLMAO...

Trust no one but but only two, my mother and my father.

Also, appearances are very decisive!

No matter how hard you try...How much effort you put...How much devotion and dedication...You can always fail. Constantly.

1+1=2

1x1=1

1x0=0

0/1=1

1/0= N/A

1/0=1

no?

^ you can't divide anything by zero

Nothing is divisible by Zero

If something in life is certain, if history has taught us something .. It is to never go against the Assistant Adminstrator..and his team.

^^
haha i was soo engrossed with the opening words then cracked up

..to trust no one but God and myself

^ you can't divide anything by zero
exactly...so if you have an apple and have nothing to divide it with you keep it all to yourself. :D

^ I'd rather have a a huge donut :D Apples are not my thing

To feel the love and have the trust of a little child is one of the best feelings in the world

Nabhan that's too much info you shared up there don't you think? :p

To losen up and joke, I don't have to be serious 24/7

"your best day at work is still not better than ur worst day on vacation."

To wait. And wait and wait and wait and wait.


..to trust no one but God and myself


Same here :)

to limit those who are called friends and not to be nice to everyone.
to never give someone I barely know/dont know well a piece of my mind.
to despise whoever despises anything related to me.
to kidnap more virgins.

i rephrase my one, the correct quote is:

"The worst day at vacation is probably better than the best day at work." Cheers :D

trust nobody except your family, because after all they`re the only who`ll care for you & want the best for you all the way ,, & certainly they wont kick you away no matter how bad you were :)

i've learnt not to put a red sock in the whites wash cos you might end up with everything pink. valuable lesson.

life is short, have Krispy Kreme!

To never make out in a garden, where mosquitos are all around. xD

not to force ppl to like you..

there's no limit for human evil ...




and:

The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty
(nothing is certain)

^^^
very true.

That All Humans Hate Where I Hail From.
Its Certain, Even if There was a little passion.
its not complete, its certainly not permanent.


+


Never work with a loser, even if he was your twin/best friend.

That no matter what, truth should be told. ;)

^^
That is true! :rolleyes:

to rep the same person in ES you have to SPREAD it to everyone! :p

to know who your true friends are you need more then 3 months...

friends are hard to get but easy to let...

To dive with the shark but beware not to be swallowed. :)

Don't argue with an ignorant, for it will be hard for people to differentiate between you. ;)

not everything you want you can get....

Buying the perfect pair of shoes is a feat

Life is a test.. it wants to see how much we can keep running no matter how many times we fall! :)

Never trap a tear in you eye..let it flow on your cheecks then touch you lips :)

To not expect anything good, so if it turns out good you get shocked and be happy.

A true gentleman never leaves an old Lady.

No no..sometimes you just can't predict what type of stream will appear and suddenly you get pee on your foot because hello..the stream is magically split in the middle one goes to the toilet and the other is on your bloody foot.

OMG! That's the most hilarious thing I've read in a very long time! :XD:
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To never trust anyone blindly!

that life can actually be a b!itch sometimes ..

to never say anything bad or wrong no matter what! :D

Buying the perfect pair of shoes is a feat

Or feet? :hmm:

1. Not to use Nabhan's bathroom or shake his hand. :D

^ LOL!

infatuation is always bad!

Beautiful people who walk in the street don't beating your for enjoying them.

Never call a stranger cute..the next thing you know his your cousin !

Girls and guys... if they do the same thing.. there has to be a gender who will take it the wrong way!

Whenever you see Squinty, laugh.

It is better to shut up and let the people think that you are stupid, than to speak and leave no doubt about it. :D

Whenever you see Phat ..RUN!

1. Not to use Nabhan's bathroom or shake his hand. :D

HAHAHA. well don't worry..as I said I've learned the lesson. :P

be who you are even if the whole world is against you...:yes:

Live each day to the fullest, coz you might not get another one.

I learned that I can survive by helping everyone to survive. Helping is the key to influence and be a good example to others. It's the key to unity and a flourishing society. Help, but don't close your eyes while doing so, because some will use you eventually.

+Salam.

...to never trust the female gender

That life is never how you think it is.
Right or wrong, black or white, bla bla bla.
In the end you'll always get a bite on your *** from what you don't think is possible etc bla bla

life is not fair -.-

^ Wow, after reading all the guys up there I learned to be more positive about life no matter how bad it gets, life is good still =)

To thank God after every bad thing that happens in your life because of Him we can move on and continue living! :)

That no matter what I do, I will never gain weight.

study and study and study :p

who lies to you once can lie to twice!!

^^
With you on that..

That toxic honey makes the best Pasta .. (So I've Heard) .. Another story says that she learnt it from the best Italian Chef Massimo Albero Umberto Pastalloni.

that parents will NEVER get satisfied! :P
to be mean with people who like using you
dont trust anyone (bs i still do trust mostly everyone :()

no matter what happen... Life goes on

Life's a B**ch...

but u screw it ur way to survive...

Smiles do wonders.
sleeping is a bless.

^

Smiles do wonders indeed :)


Whenever you're in the midst of happiness, something is bound to crash it into pieces.

^


Whenever you're in the midst of happiness, something is bound to crash it into pieces.



That is so true.. Whenever I am REALLY happy something turns it around...:bored:

^^ so true!


that all cars dealerships are bad, but some are just worse than others :bored:

that teachers like me more when i dont put kuhol for school :hyper:

I have two ears, yet at some points I should pretend I heard nothing.

that dad is cute :P

-not 2 believe everything I hear, I have 2 make sure first..
-& wen i want something, I have 2 wait & wait & wait..:)
-Stop gossiping cuz its just a waste of time..Ppl who gossip obviously dont have lives xD
-Never ever break a promise! (no matter wat)

Life will always look bad but if you thank God for everything you will feel better and know that he made you go into this to know how to handle it! ;)

german hp > japanese hp

That sometimes life is not fair ... but my dad told me that when i was a little kid. I didn't believe him then ... I do now!

german hp > japanese hp

backing this up :D :hyper:

Forget about what other ppl want from you and do what you want. After all its YOUR life.

to absorb knowledge every little second you can.

Too young to learn something :p

dnt trust any one just trust ur delf

However much you learn, there is...a lot still to learn...

^^
That is right!

No matter how much you try... You will NEVER be on top..

German hp > Japanese hp

Don't piss a Puerto Rican off.

That even if you can't reach the rainbow, it's still amazing to sit and look at it.

That Nicobambi's great great great great great great great great grandfather burned my home town down in the year 1690. Well, he denies it, but I have my suspicions ;)

We have to start everything with the name of God! :D

to never fear something till it occur..
and when it occur, just give urself five minutes to cry.

u say the wirdest things when ur about to sleep

I've learned that time is diamond

nothin worth it..

To never drive alone after 9 PM!

Never,ever Trust Anyone U Just Know!

Never open up to anyone...