A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
Melbourne.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed
before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen *****s
than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
too. I didn't know we had a choice."

:hyper: I needed a joke thanks 4 it nice one!! Oh mate Aussie's rock :XD:

Might be a funny story but for some Muslim men is true
There are some things they would never do like drinking, eating pork, jumping Ramdhan fast, shaking hands with women, while there are tons of the so called minor sins they let pass for themselves as if it was normal

Hilarious ... ROFL !

Hardy har har

Ozi Ozi Oi Oi!!

looooool :XD::XD: !!