Omanlover
09-09-00, 03:00 PM
hey guys check this.
Good morning Ladies and Gentleman.
> > > >
> > > > This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to
> > > > Punjab Airways. We apologize for the four day delay
> > > > in taking off owing to bad weather and some overtime
> > > > I had put in at the bakery.
> > > >
> > > > This is flight one two six flight to New Delhi. Landing in
> > > > Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in
> > > > East. And if luck is in our favour, we may even be landing
> > > > on your village!
> > > >
> > > > Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact
> > > > our safety standards are so high that even the terrorist are
> > > > afraid to fly with us.
> > > >
> > > > It is with pleasure I announce that starting this year over
> > > > 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.
> > > >
> > > > For the ones that don't quite make it, Punjab Airways have
> > > > all the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin.
> > > > Our Stewardess Bubbly will be happy to brief you on our
> > > > out of court settlement policies.
> > > >
> > > > If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request,
> > > > we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to
> > > > earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea
> > > > and biscuits. For our religious passenger, we are the only
> > > > airline who can help you find out if there really is a God.
> > > >
> > > > We regret to inform you that today's in flight movie will not
> > > > be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But
> > > > for our movie buff, we will be flying right next to Air India
> > > > where their movie will be visible from the right side of the
> > > > cabin window.
> > > >
> > > > There is no smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you see in
> > > > the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines
> > > > telling us to slow down.
> > > >
> > > > Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing
> > > > costumes are made available to the aunties and swimming
> > > > shorts to the uncles for emergency jumps. In order to catch
> > > > important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the
> > > > best view. If, however, we go a little close do let us know.
> > > > Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the
> > > > landmark.
> > > >
> > > > Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
> > > > take off and fasten your belt. For those of you who can't
> > > > find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your
> > > > seat. And for those of you who can't find any seat, do not
> > > > hesitate to get in touch with a flight attendant for your
suitcase.
> > > >
> > > > Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to
> > > > attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at
> > > > home and help yourself to the cockpit. Thank you for
> > > > choosing Punjab Airways.
> > > >
> > > > HAVE A NICE JOURNEY!
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Good morning Ladies and Gentleman.
> > > >
> > > > This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to
> > > > Punjab Airways. We apologize for the four day delay
> > > > in taking off owing to bad weather and some overtime
> > > > I had put in at the bakery.
> > > >
> > > > This is flight one two six flight to New Delhi. Landing in
> > > > Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in
> > > > East. And if luck is in our favour, we may even be landing
> > > > on your village!
> > > >
> > > > Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact
> > > > our safety standards are so high that even the terrorist are
> > > > afraid to fly with us.
> > > >
> > > > It is with pleasure I announce that starting this year over
> > > > 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.
> > > >
> > > > For the ones that don't quite make it, Punjab Airways have
> > > > all the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin.
> > > > Our Stewardess Bubbly will be happy to brief you on our
> > > > out of court settlement policies.
> > > >
> > > > If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request,
> > > > we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to
> > > > earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea
> > > > and biscuits. For our religious passenger, we are the only
> > > > airline who can help you find out if there really is a God.
> > > >
> > > > We regret to inform you that today's in flight movie will not
> > > > be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But
> > > > for our movie buff, we will be flying right next to Air India
> > > > where their movie will be visible from the right side of the
> > > > cabin window.
> > > >
> > > > There is no smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you see in
> > > > the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines
> > > > telling us to slow down.
> > > >
> > > > Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing
> > > > costumes are made available to the aunties and swimming
> > > > shorts to the uncles for emergency jumps. In order to catch
> > > > important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the
> > > > best view. If, however, we go a little close do let us know.
> > > > Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the
> > > > landmark.
> > > >
> > > > Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
> > > > take off and fasten your belt. For those of you who can't
> > > > find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your
> > > > seat. And for those of you who can't find any seat, do not
> > > > hesitate to get in touch with a flight attendant for your
suitcase.
> > > >
> > > > Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to
> > > > attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at
> > > > home and help yourself to the cockpit. Thank you for
> > > > choosing Punjab Airways.
> > > >
> > > > HAVE A NICE JOURNEY!
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