Owls are apparently against getting drunk:

A GIANT owl that devours foxes and small deer is terrorising shoppers and drinkers in a town centre.

It launches itself off high roofs and swoops on passers-by with talons outstretched.

Late-night shoppers and revellers even take taxis to avoid falling “prey” to the eagle owl, which has a 5ft wingspan....

"I went home and called police, but I think they thought I was drunk.”

Okay, he didn't imagine it, but he probably was drunk! :p

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2007010825,00.jpg

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007010449,00.html

*****

Lions apparently hug and kiss you if you save them from misery:

People in Cali, Colombia, are shocked to see the bond between a large African lion and a woman who saved it from abuse, involving long, affectionate kisses and hugs between the pair.

http://www.local6.com/2007/0111/10727040_240X180.jpg

Ana Julia Torres, who runs the Villa Lorena animal shelter in Cali, fed and nursed Jupiter the African lion back to health years ago after it was found abused and emaciated in a traveling circus.

http://www.local6.com/news/10726779/detail.html

Maybe they should keep it private if they're not going to get married. :love: Or maybe Mr. Lion will just decide one day that that head seems too tasty to resist biting off! :o

Oh, please don't go!
Oh, please don't go!
I'll eat you up, I love you so!