View Full Version : 1 of the silliest n funniest email's that i got!


nosa
02-10-06, 03:49 PM
PUT THEM TOGETHER AND AMEND SUBJECT LINE AND SEND TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS, IT'S FUN ..!

What month were u born in...

>>> >>> > January- talented

>>> >>> > February- lowlife

>>> >>> > march- immature

>>> >>> > April- wild

>>> >>> > may- exciting

>>> >>> > June- weird

>>> >>> > July- selfish

>>> >>> > august- hot

>>> >>> > September- scary

>>> >>> > October- messed up

>>> >>> > November- cool

>>> >>> > December-sexy


Now pick the color shirt you have on...
>>> >>> > pink- cupcake sales person

>>> >>> > blue- hooker

>>> >>> > red- bartender

>>> >>> > green- Celebrity

>>> >>> > purple- Mc Donald’s worker

>>> >>> > white- ****

>>> >>> > yellow- taxi driver

>>> >>> > black- chef

>>> >>> > orange- homeless

>>> >>> > gray- stripper

>>> >>> > no shirt- millionaire

>>> >>> > other- toe nail clipper


LAST...the date you were born on...


>>> >>> > 1- that loves food

>>> >>> > 2- that hates kids

>>> >>> > 3- that needs attention

>>> >>> > 4- that is a murderer

>>> >>> > 5- who sucks at reading

>>> >>> > 6- who strips to pay for bills

>>> > >>> 7- who kills kids

>>> > >>> 8- who goes to dunkin donuts everyday

>>> > >>> 9- that loves laguna beach

>>> > >>> 10- that is OCD with something

>>> > >>> 11- that is cheating on someone for $$

>>> > >>> 12- who never brushes their hair

>>> > >>> 13- who licks peoples toes

>>> > >>> 14- who is a gold digger $$

>>> > >>> 15- that wants to be in love

>>> > >>> 16- who is secretly bi

>>> > >>> 17- that is a *****

>>> > >>> 18- who is anorexic

>>> > >>> 19- that wants a vibrator

>>> > >>>20- that owns two Chinese fighting fish

>>> > >>>21- that wants to have Chinese food

>>> > >>>22- who takes naked pictures of themselves

>>> > >>>23- who loves cats

>>> > >>>24- who wants sex

>>> > >>>25- who is a bookworm

>>> > >>>26- who will never have sex

>>> > >>>27- who is a drug addict

>>> > >>>28- who will live to be 121

>>> > >>>29- that is obsessed with myspace

>>> > >>>30- who will stay in the same place forever

>>> > >>>31- who needs to brush their teeth
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Now Share What u got :hyper: :D :p

eL3yo0oN
02-10-06, 04:17 PM
LOL i'm a "hot" "drug addict" who works as a toe nail clipper! :XD:

Metal_Maniac
02-10-06, 04:26 PM
Selfish Cupcake sales person who needs to brush their teeth :weep:

Fdaitny
02-10-06, 05:01 PM
Weird hooker who strips to pay for bills!

Lol!!

Black Lolly
02-10-06, 05:06 PM
messed up cheff who goes to dunkin donuts everyday

loool,, im a cheff,, why would i go to dunkin donuts ?! lol

:XD:

Snooky
02-10-06, 05:06 PM
Talented Chef that wants to be in love.

This is nasty. :cutexD:

Ichigo
02-10-06, 05:18 PM
What happend to the white shirt....???:think:
is it a bad word or what???:mmhmm: :mmhmm: :hyper:

LosT_SouL
02-10-06, 07:36 PM
I'm weird >>> hooker>>> that owns two Chinese fighting fish:XD:
come on be realistic :alien:

Superbia
02-10-06, 07:47 PM
immature *sigh* cupcakes sales person HAHA and 'who loves cats' I AHET 'EM i!i!i!

Jeff
02-10-06, 08:02 PM
Exciting **** that owns two Chinese fighting fish!

I think it wrong on EVERY count! haha!

MorphaKnight
02-10-06, 08:06 PM
a cool hooker that lick's other people's toes..

wtf 0_o

sunmoon
02-10-06, 08:13 PM
I'm a wired celebrity that wants to have chinese food!:angel:

nosa
02-10-06, 08:25 PM
hahahaahahahaha

i soo love this email :D i cant stop laughing !

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im a lowlife stripper that's cheating on some1 for $$ ! >> bad bad !

nosa
02-10-06, 08:27 PM
man it's ramadhan n im posting such things! bad bad!

sunmoon
02-10-06, 08:27 PM
hahahaahahahaha

i soo love this email :D i cant stop laughing !

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im a lowlife stripper that's cheating on some1 for $$ ! >> bad bad !

hahahaha:hyper: bad girl nosa!:XD:

GirL NexT DooR
02-10-06, 08:42 PM
I'm an immature toe nail clipper who will stay in the same place foever! :XD:

NicoBambi
02-10-06, 09:32 PM
cool, hooker, that is a *****
:bored:

TinkerBeLL
02-10-06, 11:15 PM
WEIRD !!!!!!! that wants a vibrator ????!!!!

Senorita
04-10-06, 01:32 AM
wild celebrity who is anorexic! What the? lol.

tiarathrones
04-10-06, 03:53 AM
im a lowlife taxi driver who is a gold digger....


ew!

Her XLNC
04-10-06, 04:24 AM
Sheesh!!!

Im talented, a hooker and hates kids!!!!

Her XLNC
04-10-06, 04:26 AM
this is a funny thread!!!

sensation
04-10-06, 04:31 AM
weird taxi driver that loves laguna beach :cool:

toxic_honey
04-10-06, 05:35 AM
>>> >>> > December-sexy [/COLOR]


Now pick the color shirt you have on...


>>> >>> > no shirt- millionaire



LAST...the date you were born on...


>>> > >>> 9- that loves laguna beach




nosa i donna think ur emails r silly
muahahahhahah

its so true:cool:

Angel_Eyes
04-10-06, 08:57 AM
woooow nice thread...:)

QuEeN
04-10-06, 12:37 PM
lo0o0o0o0o0ol i can't stop laughing :XD:

i'm a selfish toe nail clipper that is a ***** :bored:

Angel_Eyes
04-10-06, 02:28 PM
I'm scarey chef that wants to be in love!!!?? how hilarious is that!! OMG!

LosT_SouL
04-10-06, 06:23 PM
WEIRD !!!!!!! that wants a vibrator ????!!!!

ohhh very bad :6:

FaRaSHa
04-10-06, 06:58 PM
messed up Celebrity who is a gold digger $$

:rolleyes: