You know ur an Arab when....


A visa is not a credit card. ...

You refer to your dad's friends as Amii. ..

You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin seeds..

Your parents say you're becoming Americanized anytime you get into trouble.

You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic. ....

You can spot an Arab a mile away and they spot you because they keep staring. ..

Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer. ...

You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out...

Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you're in the next room....

You have at least thirty cousins. ...

You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.

You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house....

You say bye 17 times on the phone. ...

When your parents meet strangers abroad and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home. ...

Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls. ..

Your relatives alone could populate a small city.....

You still came back home to live with your parents after you graduate...

You teach Westerners swearwords in Arabic

You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".

Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day...

You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother. ....

You're proud to be an Arab - and you pass these jokes on to all your Arab friends! ...



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:) I got this fwd a loooooong time ago! But thanks for sharing! It makes me laugh everytime! :cute:

lol... some of them really cracked me up!

That's a good ones!!! hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah:XD: :color:

You Always Know That You Are An Arab When:
You Always Feel Weird When Using The Word Tease In English.
Liked Them All, Thanks For Sharing.

loool,,good one !! :XD:

her xclnc wrote that in "joke of the day part 2"

ohh i didnt know hehe

nice ones :color: and some are true ---> " open the light " loooooooooooool

most r soo true ! hehe

thanks 4 sharin'

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL here r the ones that most cracked me up lool




You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic. ....
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out...
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you're in the next room....
When your parents meet strangers abroad and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home. ...
You teach Westerners swearwords in Arabic
You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother. ....

When you don't know how to use tissues insted of water in the toilet.
When you drive your car with your feet on the dashboard.
When you call it Mistubishi insted of Mitsubishi.
When your favorite team play football and lose all the games.
When you are 40+ and still wondering which is more suitable to grow your mostashe and beard or shave them.
When you pick your nose while driving your car.
When you eat lunch and couldn't help but sleep.
When you eat rice everyday till you die.
When you think that Philippine maids are all hockers.
When you play with your mostache if a pretty woman pass by you.
When you think that you can buy everything with money.
When you keep cursing the Jews in the morning and surf into porn sites in the evening.

Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls. ..

HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG this definitley made my day!! :XD:

LOL :hyper:

most of 'em are so true :hyper:

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks for sharing hun ;)

hillarious :p
some r realy true.... lo0olz

arabs arabs arabs... will never change :dev: