Cute_Ting
19-09-06, 06:43 AM
>>European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
>>will be the official language of the European Union rather than
>>German, which was the other possibility.
>>
>>
>>As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
>>English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
>>5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
>>
>>
>>In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
>>will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
>>
>>
>>The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k". This should klear up
>>konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
>>
>>
>>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
>>troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words
>>like fotograf 20% shorter.
>>
>>
>>
>>In the 3rd year, publik akkseptanse of the new spelling kan be
>>expekted to reach the stage
>>where more komplikated changes are possible.
>>
>>
>>Governments will enkourage the removal of "double letters" which
>>have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
>>
>>
>>Also, al wil agre that the horibl
>>mes of the silent "e" and "a" in the languag is disgrasful and it
>>should go away.
>>
>>
>>By the 4th yer, peple wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
>>"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
>>
>>
>>During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
>>kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a rel sensibl
>>riten styl.
>>
>>
>>Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evryon vil find it ezi to
>>understand
>>ech ozer. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kom tru.
>>
>>
>>And after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vanted
>>in ze first plas.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>If zis mad yu smil, ples pas on to ozer pepl :)
>>will be the official language of the European Union rather than
>>German, which was the other possibility.
>>
>>
>>As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
>>English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
>>5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
>>
>>
>>In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
>>will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
>>
>>
>>The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k". This should klear up
>>konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
>>
>>
>>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
>>troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words
>>like fotograf 20% shorter.
>>
>>
>>
>>In the 3rd year, publik akkseptanse of the new spelling kan be
>>expekted to reach the stage
>>where more komplikated changes are possible.
>>
>>
>>Governments will enkourage the removal of "double letters" which
>>have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
>>
>>
>>Also, al wil agre that the horibl
>>mes of the silent "e" and "a" in the languag is disgrasful and it
>>should go away.
>>
>>
>>By the 4th yer, peple wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
>>"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
>>
>>
>>During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
>>kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a rel sensibl
>>riten styl.
>>
>>
>>Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evryon vil find it ezi to
>>understand
>>ech ozer. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kom tru.
>>
>>
>>And after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vanted
>>in ze first plas.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>If zis mad yu smil, ples pas on to ozer pepl :)