To all politics jokes lovers! Couldn't resist but sending this one!

Dead ahead, through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
"Change yours ten degrees west," comes the reply.
The captain responds, "I'm a United States Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman second class," the next message reads. "change your course, sir."
The captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
"I'm a lighthouse. Your call!"

Shows you how stupid they are even in jokes! Ha ha:hyper:

No hard feelings:p

Two green recruits found three hand grenades on the road and decided to take them back to the base. "What if one of them explodes?" asked one young private.
"No problem," said his buddy.
"We'll say we only found two."

See and the stupidity keeps ongoing on and on... :XD:

No wonder why the US Marines are confined in camps throughout Iraq for fear of IED. Now I can see why the US Secretary of Offence has agreed to relinquish duties to Iraqi forces contrary to Brema's, Bremer's, Bremner's, Prema's initial plans when they, US, had not known of IEDs !



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*Moved from Politics to Trivia Sabla, cause it's a jokes thread*

lol... funny... altho considering the sabla ia a place for all backgrounds, and there are members from different cultures, religions and countires, i'm not so sure if it's fair to have a thread specially put to show the idiotisms of the american leaders. don't get me wrong, i'm always up for a good laugh! i just don't think it's right :shy: