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nosa
08-08-06, 06:03 PM
got it on email.. n wanted to share it ..


A Lebanese mom comes to visit her son Sam for 3 days
in London where he is studying.

She finds out that
her son lives with Vicki,
a girl roommate.

she couldn't help but notice how pretty Sam's roommate was. She

suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only
madeher more curious.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Sam volunteered, "I know whatyou must
be thinking, but I assure you, Vicki and I are just roommates."


About a week later, Vicki came to Sam saying,"Ever since your
mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."


So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from
my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to

Beirut. Love, Sam

Several days later, Sam received an email from his Mother which
read:

Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vicki, and I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that

if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
sugar bowl by now. Love,
Mom.

Fdaitny
08-08-06, 06:23 PM
Lol! I got the same thing, but instead of Lebanese mother, it's Italian. And in the end, it says: Never lie to your mother. Especially if she's Italian! :p

dija
12-08-06, 11:00 AM
LOL, nice one!:D

Valentina
12-08-06, 12:44 PM
yeah, mother are very smart, and even though they know when your lieing to them, they don't always like yell at you, you sort of founf out in the end, and feel so stupid.... lol

The Punisher
12-08-06, 02:07 PM
Lol, Smart...

TripleTee
12-08-06, 02:19 PM
hehe... true... moms can be smart... good one.

Riahy
12-08-06, 02:24 PM
moms are moms >.<

nosa
12-08-06, 02:46 PM
mom's r always smart :p

juju
18-08-06, 08:41 AM
i dunt get it..... im slow..lool someone explain looooooool

dangooo
18-08-06, 12:49 PM
loooool nice one
thanx 4 sharing :)