Saudi, Kuwaiti and a beautiful girl

[Kamakazy]

There's a Saudi, Kuwaiti and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. The
woman and the Saudi are sitting there looking perplexed.

The Kuwaiti is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

The Kuwaiti is thinking "Damn it, that Saudi must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me."

The girl is thinking, "That Kuwaiti must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
the Saudi instead and got slapped."

The Saudi is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Kuwaiti again!"

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cheers,

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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!

[Mandazee]

This is a very nice joke from you kamakazy http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif

So can you tell us more jokes i fell that you are a very nice person http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/tongue.gif

Or what do you think http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/wink.gif
This one was the best that i ever heard about so plz let every 1 to join here and there http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/mad.gif
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Mambooooooos............. http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif

<font size=1>[This message has been edited by Mandazee (edited 06-28-2000).]</font>

[Kamakazy]

lolz, r u on-line too, i get these from my e-mail so once i get another one i will post it here 4 sure bro.

cheers,

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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!

[Mandazee]

Thanks again and plz can you post it for me please http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif

My e-mail add is http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif

abulmeesh@hotmail.com

So thank you my Friend and waiting for your e-mail http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/wink.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/tongue.gif

Bye,
Mand

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Mambooooooos............. :)

[Kamakazy]

no problemo! http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!

[Safaa]

hey kamakazy ...i like this one..
but not because it's funny..no...
because i have the same experience here...i always see kuwaiti and saudi guys with american or japanese girls...the girls fool them.. you know..they make them buy stuff or invit them for dinner...and of course the arab guys who pay for everything....
..they kiss them or hug them infront of us...they do alot of bad things....
i don't know about omani guys coz i don't have omanis here....actually that's better coz i don't want to get shocked by their behavior...i still believe omani guys are better and i hope this picture will stay for ever....

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Oman is the most important thing for me....

[katkooot]

hiya kamakazy
i hope i am interupting in here
i like the joke ...cool and funny ,,,
i just to add a commemt on safaa's reply,,
yah,,i do apprecaite and support all she said abour sauid,,,i have seen them everrywhere with the same behaviour...
with many thanks
me

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[Kamakazy]

great to have u guys here in the sablah, and its even greater to have a feedback on the joke, but safaa, i don't think omani boys will ever beat the q8ties and sa3udies with what they do with eastern girls, they are some things that even us Omanis can win at!

oh yeh, one more thing, the beautiful girl was an omani girl http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/wink.gif

cheers,

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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!

[Safaa]

Omani girls?????
is that true or it's one of your jokes?
i hope it's just a joke....coz i don't like it ok....
safaa

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Oman is the most important thing for me....

[Mandazee]

Come on Safaa he is joking http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif
Dont take it http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/mad.gif

Bye
http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/tongue.gif

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Mambooooooos............. :)

[Kamakazy]

Safaa, whats wrong with the girl being an Omani girl in the train? its just one of my silly jokes that i am so full of. take it easy ya sister....

i said that she was an Omani girl coz she is beautiful, thats all, u can make her whatever u want her to be, feel free coz life is not....

cheers,

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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!

[Safaa]

ok..ok all...i'm sorry
i guess i was wrong...i got it now...
when i first heard about this omania.net i was told that it's for oman...discuss our problems in oman so i thought it's just about that...but now i know it's more than that...i know it's more for fun,friends,and oman too..
so sorry...
i got confused...


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Oman is the most important thing for me....

[Kamakazy]

no harm done Safaa,

cheers,

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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!

[WWF]

hi guys,
i really like jokes very much.
but what was said about saudi'n' kawaiti by the participants might be true.and safa said that she didnt see omani guys doing such things,i wish so,but who knows.if they r doing bad things in their countr(oman),do u think they dont do it out side their country?.
i am studing in usa,and thanks god i didnt see any omani doing such thing.but it doesnt mean that omani guys dont do it.
bye

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good night,good fight.

[dreams]

i strongly support WWF.
they do it for sure.

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friend in need is friend indeed

[Neena]

Well .... soo happy to hear a guy actually admiting that guys are the same eevrywhere !!! Its something I wanted to hear espacially froma guy .

Cheers

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Al Harthy

[Naader]

Hi guys the joke was excellent , but i think you guys changed the subject to another thing , So about OMANI studends outside our lovely country they do alot of things , i am 100% Omani and i've been in uk and other countries , I saw them they do as the saudies , kuwaities and other GCC countries .
hay people we are not perfect we do mistakes and all other arab people do also ,so men are the same every where .


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[Naader]

Hi curious7 ,
What do you mean by that ?

salaaaaaaaaam

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[Em6anash]

Nadeer sorry but i disagree with you,,,i have stayed in the USA for one year and ialways hear that Omanis are better than others,,,in many other countries ppl say the same,,,,we are not like them believe me,,,we are always better,,,come to our university and see how is the diffrent between us and others !

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em6anash

[Naader]

Hi Em6anash , thanks for the reply ,
You said that you stayed in USA for 1 year ,,,,, I don’t think in that whole year nothing been heard about Omanis . USA is a huge country and I think a lot of omani students are there and all of them perfect ,I don’t think Em6anash they are human not angels .
We Omanis do what other arab countries people do abroad, but maybe it’s less than other GCC , but I am sure Em6anash we do , No one will tell anyone anything he does .
Other thing is that the GCC people ( sep. students ) they do more than omanis students because they have more money than omanis stud . GCC students get salary 5 times more than ours.
So if 90% of Kuwaitis and Saudis or other GCC people do bad things abroad , then at least not less than 50% of Omanis do also .
I am Omani 100% , I will say that all the time and I love OMAN so much and I will die for OMAN , but we have to say the truth .
Sorry Em6anash your fingers are not the same, we have good and bad people in OMAN and omanis , some of them good and others are so bad abroad and it is the same with Kuwaitis , Saudis and other GCC people .

By the way , may I know your University name and location please ………………?.



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[Naader]

Hi Kamakazy , sorry for that it started with joke and ended by disscusion .

salaaam .

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Naader , ÇáÇÈíÖ

[Kamakazy]

Nadeer, its okay,

in every country they are bad and good ppl depending on how they were raised, so if someone says that omani boys and good and all that, that means he/she hasn't seen the other side of them, and vis verses!

lets just try to keep the majority good and well behaved,

cheers,

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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!

[Em6anash]

NaDeer thanx for answering me and i agree with you, but still what i mean Omanis are better than others, yes i stayed in the USA for one year and it wasnt enought, but in that area Omanis was the best, also if you will go to Tmapa or Miami you always will see the omanis are better especially than Saudies. whay u say about ppl in CCC i agree with you, i guess they are just playing around and i dont know what`s the diffrent between them and donkys,,,i used to be in FL, Melbourne (FIT)

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em6anash

[sporty]

I guess this topic started as a joke for ppl in a train, and we supposed to laugh only and make comments, but not to talk about whos is better and who is not in the GCC. I guess everywhere there is bad ppl and good ppl. and we don't say that there is no bad ppl in Oman!!! so let's forget about this comparision and let see the brigth side of it.

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[Naader]

Hi sporty i am with bro .


Haaaaaaay Em6anash , please stop saying these about our GCC ppl , they are not donkeys they are human like us , Do you excepet any one to say that omanis are donkeys , i do not think , if you except that , sorry to say that you are not an omani , Because they will reply with the same words you used . Please Em6anash stop these bad words please .
We are in the same region and we are good friends .
So please again stop saying that ,cause we do not want any bad reply from them .

sorry ,
and thanks sporty .

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Naader , ÇáÇÈíÖ

[Em6anash]

Nadeer http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif don't misundarstandme,,i said ppl in CCC who are like donkeys not the GCC ppl http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif,,,,(whay u say about ppl in CCC i agree with you, i guess they are just playing around and i dont know what`s the diffrent between them and donkys,,,i used to be in FL, Melbourne ) read that carfully,,i said CCC not GCC man http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif and i said donkeys b/c really what we see in CCC, Sabco and places like these are not humans http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif reply me plz http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif

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em6anash

[Naader]

Hi Em6anash,
When I started first I was talking about GCC ppl, and you replied by Omanis in USA, so I thought you meant GCC ppl, not CCC, sabco and Al-Oraimi, this is another subject.

Em6anash, if you think ppl in CCC are donkeys, I don’t think that. Cause I ‘v been there and you also, (we don’t have any good commercial centers in capital, except in that area).

I am not d… , and you are not d…. . so
Why do you think they are d…..s , any reason?
Please explain more.

Salaaaaaam.



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Naader , ÇáÇÈíÖ

[Em6anash]

Nadeer,,,, i don't go there alot b/c of the ppl i see there,,,see in weekends or any other day all these kids with new styles are bothring familys and i did see this more than once, so i compare these ppl like donkeys and misbehaved ppl excpet some of them,,,, you better go and see by ur self and see how these ppl act and do !!

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em6anash

[VICTOR]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Naader:
Hi Em6anash,
When I started first I was talking about GCC ppl, and you replied by Omanis in USA, so I thought you meant GCC ppl, not CCC, sabco and Al-Oraimi, this is another subject.

Em6anash, if you think ppl in CCC are donkeys, I don’t think that. Cause I ‘v been there and you also, (we don’t have any good commercial centers in capital, except in that area).

I am not d… , and you are not d…. . so
Why do you think they are d…..s , any reason?
Please explain more.

Salaaaaaam.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

this is a try !!!



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[VICTOR]

First of all .. I would like to say sorry to Nadder cause I posted his massage while I was trying to replay, sorry again brother Nadder believe me this is the first attempt for me to join in sablah.


My comment about the joke ... it was really nice and I do agree that we should treat it as a joke and we suppose not to discuss about other things because we will end up with a different subject.

Regards to all

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[Naader]

Hi VICTOR,
No problem with your try, and about the subject turned to disscusion, i wrote that to Kamakazy and hi said no problem,,,,


Naader

Member
Posts: 17
Registered: Aug 2000
posted 08-14-2000 05:24 AM Staff Use Only:


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Hi Kamakazy , sorry for that it started with joke and ended by disscusion .

salaaam .
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Naader , ÇáÇÈíÖ

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Kamakazy

Moderator
Posts: 211
Registered: Jun 2000
posted 08-14-2000 05:51 AM Staff Use Only:


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Nadeer, its okay,
in every country they are bad and good ppl depending on how they were raised, so if someone says that omani boys and good and all that, that means he/she hasn't seen the other side of them, and vis verses!

lets just try to keep the majority good and well behaved,

cheers,

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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!

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So VICTOR there is no problem if you will continue the disscusion.


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Naader , ÇáÇÈíÖ

[KASHESHE]

Assalam Alaykum

Kamakazy makes ppl LOL but others turn the subject Upside-Down.

Want you guys VOTE for Kamakazy joke as # 1


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(1+1)=(3)

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[VICTOR]

Hi Naader,

I think somebody already mentioned that in every society there are a good and bad ppl, but the majority of the Omanies are good, because they grown up in a quite country. I also admit that because of no much money with most of them us ( Omanies ) it limits our enjoyment.

The overall behaviour of the Omanies is very good, I also discussed this with my friends (expatriate)and they really classify the Omanies as a very good people.


Do you agree with this ??


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If you smile every body will smile with you, but if you cry, you will cry alone.

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[Naader]

salaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam KASHESHE,
if Kamakazy want to stop this disscusion, i will do , it's his topic.
by the way he said no problem,so that why i continued on that and others.

Kamakazy tell me, do you want to stop the disscusion?

Hi VICTOR, i am with you, OMANIS are good ppl,but as human they do also bad things,here or outside the country.

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Naader , ÇáÇÈíÖ

[Kamakazy]

why stop now? go on, go on. lets c where this takes us!

cheers

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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!

[Naader]

Hi Kamakazy,
Thanks alot, i hope you got that KASHESHE.


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Naader , ÇáÇÈíÖ

[KASHESHE]

Yaaaaaaaaaa Nadeer I got it! and I think you will try to bring us better joke like "Malissa"
So we are waiting for it. Have good things All of you.

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Here is a wisdom of the day
"NOTHING SCRATCHES YOUR SKIN BETTER THAN YOUR OWN NAIL"

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[Safaa]

hi all...
well..i haven't been here for a long time so i was really surprised when i saw how this topic has turned...i guess i'm who started changing the topic so sorry kamakazy...

i encourage you all to write your opinion, about Omanis..i believe they are the best. it's enough that when you see them around,you know they are here to study not just to have fun...
we have more than 5 hundred Saudis and kuwaitis...a few of them are good...but the most are here to play....
Nadeer...you know how to persuade ppl.. so please try to change my opinion about those gulf ppl..i really need that...

Good Luck for you all...

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Oman is the most important thing for me....

[HATE_QOOM_LOOT]

It is true that many of these boys hang around with girlsevery where,but what about some of boys from Gulf Countries are hanging around with gays in thailand and some of europe countries.
Dating with a different girl every day and paying here money is a big problem but its
much bigger to date with a man I mean gay.
Take care all

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I LOVE YOU ALL BUT NOT THE GAY'S

[Kamakazy]

hey, now we are getting way out of topic.

lets the gay ppl have it their way. its not that i like them, i disaprove of them and think that they are sick.

lets keep the topic about "normal" ppl.

thanks

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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!

[Mandazee]

It's True come on plzzzzzzzz
we dont want to talk about other people http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/mad.gif
http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif
It's me im a back and the sha6eer will have a mandazeeeeeeeee http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/tongue.gif

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Mambooooooos............. http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif

<font size=1>[This message has been edited by Mandazee (edited 08-31-2000).]</font>

[ABU NOOH]

Kamakazi and all the freinds,

Just small thing. Now all of you are busy with posting stories which are not ture(jokes). Please , please, note what stories you say and you are very sure that they are not true, so it's considered as alie. Therefore, who ever lies, I think he should know what will be resulting by the end of the day (more sinse of course).

So all of you, be careful, try to post an useful topics so we can share all of us, and let us make our SABLAH is a valid place where we can discuss the useful topics to us and to our life and life hereafter.

Shukrun and sorry for this, it's the islamic point of view.

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The Islam is my father I have no other father.

[jaw3an]

assalam 3alaikum wa ra7matollaho wa barakato
dear all i read the nukta and the reply
i am in the UK and it is true that all ppl i have met are seaing that Omanies are mush better comparring with other GCC, but in my long stay in thes country and the vist in some years since 1985 uptodate i dont agrey that all Omanies are best and if any one want to see the Omanies it'sbest to vist UK douring the Oman national day salbration(in scotland and manchester) as Omanies student are sulbrate the national day so he/she will see how is the Omanies girle and boy and will know how bad r they.

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tamot alosd felgabat jaw3an wa la7m aldhan takelaho alkelabo

[sukar zyadah]

well, it took me some time to finish reading all the replies to the "joke". man, can we change the subjects!!
well, i am only going to say a very short thing about the last message posted by hate, no one cares about them because they have their own life and we have our own. why should we bother, as long as they are away from us and our families they are entiteled to whatever the h*** they want. taking a negative approach isnt always the way out. i hope im not mis inturpeted or understood.
keep thinking. http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif


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ITS MORE BLESSED TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE!!

[Superbia]

loooooooooooooooooooooool thats hilarious :D

[nosa]

man now this is a post dug from the grave !

[Thug4Life]

an old thread
locked :)