Neena
20-07-00, 06:51 PM
Well hear are some jokes .. they are kinda nusty but thats all what i got .. you know sometimes you tend to be nasty !! lol
A first grade teacher had a small number of children gathered around a table for a reading group. After the story was read she gave the children a work sheet to do
She thought they may have some problems so wanted them to work on it there.
She heard a little girl say very softly "damn!". The teacher leaned over and said quietly to little Mary, "We don't say that in school."
Little Mary looked at the teacher, her eyes got very big and she said, "Not even when things are all ****ed up?!"
A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered. The salesman
asked if his father was at home. Johnny said "yes". The salesman said, "Well, can I see him please?"
Johnny snickered, and said, "No, he is in the shower." Then the
salesman asked if his mother was at home. Johnny said, "yes." The salesman said,"well can I see her?"
Johnny snickered again and said, "no, she's in the shower too." The salesman then asked, "do you think they will be out soon?" Johnny laughed this time and said "no."
The salesman asked why. "Well", Johnny said, "when my dad asked me for the vaseline I gave him some super glue."
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy
him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we
have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a
bicycle? Wait until Christmas."
Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well,the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again some other time."
Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.
The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, "And I'll be DAMNED if I get stuck with a $80,000 mortgage!"
LOL ... well thats only for today .... and there will be more soon !!!
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Al Harthy
A first grade teacher had a small number of children gathered around a table for a reading group. After the story was read she gave the children a work sheet to do
She thought they may have some problems so wanted them to work on it there.
She heard a little girl say very softly "damn!". The teacher leaned over and said quietly to little Mary, "We don't say that in school."
Little Mary looked at the teacher, her eyes got very big and she said, "Not even when things are all ****ed up?!"
A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered. The salesman
asked if his father was at home. Johnny said "yes". The salesman said, "Well, can I see him please?"
Johnny snickered, and said, "No, he is in the shower." Then the
salesman asked if his mother was at home. Johnny said, "yes." The salesman said,"well can I see her?"
Johnny snickered again and said, "no, she's in the shower too." The salesman then asked, "do you think they will be out soon?" Johnny laughed this time and said "no."
The salesman asked why. "Well", Johnny said, "when my dad asked me for the vaseline I gave him some super glue."
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy
him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we
have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a
bicycle? Wait until Christmas."
Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well,the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again some other time."
Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.
The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, "And I'll be DAMNED if I get stuck with a $80,000 mortgage!"
LOL ... well thats only for today .... and there will be more soon !!!
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Al Harthy