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JoyFull
13-07-00, 04:19 PM
Sorry guys...
I was like (fish out of water)
I guess I am surviving by


Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
the princess.
But there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
metal,
wood,
plastic
anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired.
What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king,
"If your daughter touches one thing
that does not melt in her hands,
she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed.
The next day,
he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt would marry her
and inherit the king's wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium.
But alas,
once the princess touched it,
it melted.
The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought a huge diamond,
thinking that diamond is the hardest substance
in the world and would not melt.
But alas,
once the princess touched it,
it melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached.
He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what
is in there."
The princess did as she was told,
though she turned red.
She felt something hard.
She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed.
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess
and they both lived happily ever after.
Question:
What was the object in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)

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They were M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking?


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Kamakazy
13-07-00, 06:52 PM
HAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif

kewl contribution JoyFull, hope to c more,

cheers mate,

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Neena
13-07-00, 07:03 PM
LOL ... what could I tell you .... what i thoguht of is something not to be said . But anyway If you want me guys to send to real funny jokes I will do that as I got hips of them but all what you have to do is hold your breath don't laugh a lote !!

Cheers ..


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HamS_EL'LaiLL
19-07-00, 06:03 AM
Somewhere in this samll plant a man from Iran married a lady from Japan ...after on year they had a child ...but they had a proplem??with the child name ....what should be his name an Iranian name or Japanes name!!

*The Q? is does any one here know what name the child was given?!?!??!

* Im going to tell you but not now try to think a bout it . http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/wink.gif

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Networker
19-07-00, 08:43 AM
may be KhanShing http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif


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HamS_EL'LaiLL
20-07-00, 08:28 AM
OK i think the time has come to tell you what was the name of the child !
His na was Ayalt Alah Suzuki.....?!?!

waht do toy think do you like it http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif

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LionKinG
20-07-00, 02:59 PM
hahahahahah http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif

7elwaaaah ((Mjaaamlcheee)) lol http://www.omania.net/evip/ubb/smile.gif

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Kamakazy
20-07-00, 07:48 PM
LOOOoooL

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hope no one from Iran or Japan sees this,

cheers,

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