There was once a man called Raju who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash. "Car crash! My Porsche! My Porsche! is my car all right?" he asked hysterically. "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries, you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it." she said apologetically. "I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!" "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family are here to see you" He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by names "Pushpa, are you here?" "I am here my husband, and I will never leave you" . "Dilip, are you here?" "I am here my father, and I will never leave you" . "Anil, are you here? "I am here Father, and I will never leave you". "Priya,my child, are you here? "I m here father, and I will never leave you" "Well", said Raju thoughtfully "If Pushpa, Dilip, Anil and Priya are all here...... then
"WHO THE DAMN IS LOOKING AFTER MY SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LOL...
Omania74.

heheheh you got that via mail..

ok hear this i heard it from my brother!!
Rago was on the 10th floor cleaning the buildings window.. he's friend called him from the bottom!!
"Hey rajo" he's friend say.. Rajo answer yeah what you want??
he says " hey rajo i have bad news for you".. he asks what is the matter.. hes freinds replays hey rajo your father die!!
Rajo goes " Oh my god!! my father die!!" then hes friend says i didn't finish.. "your mother die 2 !!".. Rajo starts to cry.. Oh God mother father all die!!.. then he's friend says Rajo i have bad news still.. Rajo says there is nothing worse then this what do you have?? hes friend says " wife, childeren all die!!" then Rajo thinks oh my God all my family die why i live?? and he jumps off !!
coming to the 8th floor he thing "hmmm my father die long time ago!!" coming to the 7th floor he thinks " hey mother die long time ago!!" coming to the 6 floor he goes " hey me no childeren me no married!!" at the 3rd floor he thinks... " HEY ME NO RAJO!!!"


<font color="green"> watch ot for the Indian accent!! :)</font>



[Edited by SoMe1 on 06-04-2001 at 10:17 PM]

ok i love Rajo's jokes does any one have any other jokes??? ill try getting some more from my bro!!