leo
04-06-01, 02:20 PM
An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left but
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, George W. Bush said, "I am President of the
United States and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly
300 million people, and a superpower, etc. I am also the smartest
president ever". So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA
Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford
to die." So he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States, and a New York Senator, and I am the
smartest woman in the world." So she takes the third parachute and
exits the plane.
The fourth passenger, the Old Man, says to the fifth passenger, a
10-year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left,
I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.
The Boy Scout said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. The
world's smartest president took my backpack."
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, George W. Bush said, "I am President of the
United States and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly
300 million people, and a superpower, etc. I am also the smartest
president ever". So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA
Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford
to die." So he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States, and a New York Senator, and I am the
smartest woman in the world." So she takes the third parachute and
exits the plane.
The fourth passenger, the Old Man, says to the fifth passenger, a
10-year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left,
I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.
The Boy Scout said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. The
world's smartest president took my backpack."