ZeroCool
02-06-01, 12:30 PM
allright Some1
your the moderator ... big deal
i still think its kinda rude the way you acted in my last post
to polite for ya
let me tell you a joke then .. hope it will lighten you up
i bet you didnt hear this one !!!
.................................................. ..
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet,with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy:
"How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove,
let's
go outside and have a catch."The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that ...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take
you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
your the moderator ... big deal
i still think its kinda rude the way you acted in my last post
to polite for ya
let me tell you a joke then .. hope it will lighten you up
i bet you didnt hear this one !!!
.................................................. ..
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet,with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy:
"How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove,
let's
go outside and have a catch."The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that ...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take
you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."