Astaghfirallah Joke

[KING_OF_ALL]

Enjoy L&G ;)

A very beautiful American woman was walking on the roof of a forty-storey building. She suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, a Sardarji on the thirtieth floor catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..." The Sardarji says: "Okay then, sleep with me." She says: "You PIG!! NEVER!!" So he says : "FINE!" and he drops her down.

She's falling and screaming...Suddenly a Hindu man catches her in the air from his balcony on the twentieth floor, she says: "Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..." The guy says: "Shirimati, sleep with me." She replies : "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.

She's falling and thinking that it would have been better if she slept with one of those men and saved herself as now she was surely going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony on the tenth floor. She decides to play it safe and not risk being dropped again so she
says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!" The Muslim man replies : "Astaghfirulla'h!" and he drops her.

LoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOL :)

cheers,

[4-ever-young]

nice one King of all...!!

I can just imagine it!! here is one :p

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married."
"Why not?" giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."

[SoMe1]

Nice One 4-ever-young..
and KOA thats a nice one too!
Hey 4-ever-young you should have used that aginst kamakazy!!

[FARIS]

Nice jokes , take one
One sa'eedi boy got married .In the same night of wedding and before he goes to his bride his father took him aside and told him listen son if you found her virgin you have to shot only one gun bullet in the space if she was not then you have to shot two gun bullets one in the space and another one in her head ,the boy said ok. In that night all heared only one gunshot then his and her families became so happy and made big celebration that day on the occassion. In the next night all were shocked by hearing two gunshots.

[Edited by FARIS on 06-01-2001 at 06:26 AM]

[4-ever-young]

i am sorry but i didnt get the Joke!!

[4-ever-young]

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!

[FARIS]

4-ever-young salam
The boy was instructed by his father that if he found his bride virgin to shot one gunshot in the space and if she is not virgin to shot 2 gunshots one in the space and one to her head "mean to kill her", in the same night of wedding the peapple heared only one gunshot which mean the bride was virgin , but in the next night they heared 2 gunshots ,of course one in the space and one to hear head,..... why? couse he found her not virgin in the next night ......LOL
have you got it now 4-ever-young ?

[SoMe1]

Whats up with you girl!! your getting a bit slow ha!! Malish!! DUH!! just kidding.. i think your reading the other way round insetd of typing the other way round!! loOOoOoOoOL..
Ops SORRY!!
:D

[4-ever-young]

i finally got it FARIS thanks....

no i am not slow some1 i just needed time to understand it heheh !! :p

[SoMe1]

Well Sorry 4-ever-young i got that wrong like DUH!!! MAN doesnt it mean the same slow=need some time to understand.. And kamakazy we should announce peace now that we are moderaters, its not good for the memebers to see the moderaters fight.. And NO im not backing off!! im trying to act matuered!! :p

[roya]

Hehehehe

I was just thinking that and wanted to write about it. Anyway, I found this amusing. It's like a joke on its own!! Hehe