Yo MaMa..

[SoMe1]

Im not talking about anyone here.. i got this from a site called jokes.com

Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!
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Your mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps
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Yo' mama so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
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Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
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Yo' mama so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner
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You're so ugly, your mom had to breast feed you with a garden hose!
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You're so ugly, you look at roadkill and it runs away!
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Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
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Yo' mama so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!
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Yo' mama so fat, she steps on a dollar and makes four quarters.
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Yo' mama so old, her dreams are in black and white
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Yo' mama so stupid, she went to the police station and said, ''Give me all your money!''
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Your mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back!
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Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the other side of her yet!
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Yo' mama so stupid she sent you to rehab because you were hooked on phonics!*********OoPpSs****************
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You're mama so stupid she had to call 411 to get the number for 911.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.loOoooOooOooooOOlzzzzzz
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Your mama's so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat
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Yo' mama so stupid, she tripped over the cordless phone.
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Yo' mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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[Edited by SoMe1 on 05-26-2001 at 11:24 AM]

[Thug4Life]

No comment ....heheheehhe

[4-ever-young]

thses sort of jokes are often said in USA i believe...and to them it is said as an insult!!!

[SoMe1]

Thanks in the USA and we are in Oman!! and no one is suppose to take it as an isult!! its just jokes!

[4-ever-young]

i know some1...what i said was supposed to be just information!!.

I didnt mean to say that they were insults!!

[SoMe1]

SoMe MoRe??

Yo' mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!

Yo' mama so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himalayas for practice before climbing her!

Yo' mama so fat she has to walk on the street instead of hogging the sidewalk!

Yo' mama so ugly, she can't get a date on a tombstone!

Yo' Mama's so dumb, she locked herself inside a motorcycle.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

Yo' mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!

[reena]

keep going some 1 ;)

[Thug4Life]

hey some1 seems that u are into R&B..heheheheh u love 2pac dont ya ;)

[SoMe1]

lawa3tni me 2pac!! do you think i dont have a life!!

Yo' Mama's so fat, she fell off all four sides of the bed.

Yo' mama so dumb, she ate a T.V. Dinner and choked on the antenna!

Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was the phone company.**** whats Taco Bell?/******

[Kamakazy]

Taco Bell is a fastfood joint we had one in Oman but it closed!!!

Yo Mama is so fat her waist size is equator!!!

Yo Mama is so dumb she thinks a pig pen is something you write with!!!

These are so old jokes but always make me crack up :)

[4-ever-young]

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side.”

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip... at the Radio station

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

[KING_OF_ALL]

Dear some1.. I think you should tell to your mom at least five of these jokes :p

I'm sure she would be extremely happy to hear them :D

cheeeeers,