Though this could be posted in Triva Sabla .. but I feel it is very related to the business world .. it comes as intresting way to teach marketing terms :) .. so enjoy




You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!

Nice one AP :)

I beleive Omani girls belong to the customer feedback catagory :D