Sharqawi
18-05-01, 07:22 AM
The lion was feeling his oats one day as he went wandering through the
jungle. Before long, he came upon a monkey. "Who's the king of the jungle?"
he thundered. "Y-y-you are," the monkey stammered in reply. The lion walked
on until he came to a gazelle. "Who's the king of the jungle?" the lion
shouted. "You are, lion," the gazelle replied, and the lion walked on. Soon
the lion encountered an elephant. "Who's the king of the jungle?" the lion
shouted once again. Whereupon the ele- phant grabbed the lion with his
trunk, swung him around, and repeatedly pounded the poor lion against a
tree. Finally, he flung the lion into a shallow stream. "Okay, okay," the
lion said. "Just because you don't know the answer is no reason to get
upset."
jungle. Before long, he came upon a monkey. "Who's the king of the jungle?"
he thundered. "Y-y-you are," the monkey stammered in reply. The lion walked
on until he came to a gazelle. "Who's the king of the jungle?" the lion
shouted. "You are, lion," the gazelle replied, and the lion walked on. Soon
the lion encountered an elephant. "Who's the king of the jungle?" the lion
shouted once again. Whereupon the ele- phant grabbed the lion with his
trunk, swung him around, and repeatedly pounded the poor lion against a
tree. Finally, he flung the lion into a shallow stream. "Okay, okay," the
lion said. "Just because you don't know the answer is no reason to get
upset."