Listen to this... ENJOY!! :color:

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

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3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...

Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?

Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.

Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?

Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.

And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

that was funny... I do ask these sorta questions sometimes too hehehe..

am almost 100% sure that those were posted here b4. i'll try to find the thread. :os

Originally posted by NaBHaN
am almost 100% sure that those were posted here b4. i'll try to find the thread. :os

i am 10000% sure.

those have been posted before in Trivia sabla i think....
lool but they're funny i ask 'em sometimes too loool:D

BliNd_MeLon

They were just hillarious and I enjoyed them to bits lets say you made me fall off my chair lol

Thanks :color:

I think i'v read this b4...but its nice though:D

Well..I dont know if you have read it else where..
But Amoor posted a thread called "Stupid Questions,Smart Answers" a while back... They were pick-up line with their answers..
Mine are different.. If thats what you mean... :confused:

:haha:

nice!

it's been posted before by homeless who has no clue that she already posted it.

still it was nice to read them again.

homeless thread (http://www.englishsabla.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=14643)

Originally posted by Big MO
it's been posted before by homeless who has no clue that she already posted it.

still it was nice to read them again.

homeless thread (http://www.englishsabla.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=14643)


LOL! Funny thing is she's laughing about it!
Hommie!! Concentrate!! hehe

Originally posted by BliNd_MelOn
LOL! Funny thing is she's laughing about it!
Hommie!! Concentrate!! hehe

she has lost it long time ago.
she even uses numbers as codes now!!!!

come on homey work with us here. i'm sure you'll be ok soon, just don't give up.

Originally posted by Big MO
it's been posted before by homeless who has no clue that she already posted it.

still it was nice to read them again.

homeless thread (http://www.englishsabla.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=14643)

:D poor homeless

:)

In one of the Arabian Airports ( alla Yustur 3alyhum):

This officer got me aside & took my passport ..awain for checking

He: 7alawa ya beeeh !! means sweet Sir…….Ya3ni money babah..
Me: No I don’t eat sweat… ( I was just pretending…)

He: 7alawa Ya beeeeeeh ….this time long beeh…with insisting
Me: No, see really I had problems when I take sweet...

He: Ya beeeeh 7alawa..this time his face became red :angre:
Me: Please do u want certificate that I have sukari (sugar)

Him: Ya…beeh..:fire:
Me: Just wait 10 min.

Him: Ok..Now he relaxed little bit thinking that something coming from my side, but he still Ask why 10 min ??
Me: Just wait till Open my suit case and Show u the certificate ..lah :p

He just pissed off and shouted to me: Inta nazaltili men aye dahya..mean Where the **** u came to me from..

Me: Yabeeh..Yabeeh. U don’t see my passport in ur hand …:gap:


Nihhhaaaaa......Walla 7ala..

Originally posted by BliNd_MelOn
[B]Listen to this... ENJOY!! :color:

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.

And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.
B]

loool , this really made me laugh , because this used to happen to me alot

:rolleyes:

Well if u were driving for 100km/h & u hit a man & threw him for a mile:eyes: , then u go to him & ask him HAVE U HURT??!!!!!!!!!!!:duh:

This is what I call stupid Q:rolleyes: .

loooooooooooooool