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31-08-03, 11:20 AM
Apparently you answer yes of no to calculate how sane you are. It's explained at the end. It's all ********. Says I'm 10% insane.
1. Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you? No. I used to wear goggles a lot at home when I was 5 and run round shouting "Goggleman!". Goggle man kicks ***.
2. Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour? No, it's on my to do list.
3. Do you feel for a spider when someone steps on it? I feel it's mean and unessesary since spiders are cool. They eat flies. Usefull lil' fellas. But then I'm not devistated.
4. Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are? No.
5. Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious? Nope, I think I could figure out how to spell it without putting it to memory.
6. Do you know the names of all the american presidents? All 3 of them!
Al Gore - The elected president.
George Bush Junoir - The appointed president.
**** Cheney - The guy who's really in charge.
But I'm guessing this question refers to former presidents, so no.
7. Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive? Nope.
8. Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house? I've never been able to get up there.
9. Do you own a Chia-pet? No.
10. Do you consider all blondes to be dumb? YES I DO
11. Do you have 0 TV's in your house? No.
12. Do you have more than 10 pet's living in your house? I don't count the stick insects as pets. They're bred for the playgroup and after schools club. So no.
13. Is your favorite movie of all time rated G? Nope. G is an American rating.
14. Do you have an Atari system in your house? Sadly no.
15. Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week? I'm no where near rich enough. I wish I could.
16. Is your favorite color tangerine? No.
17. Is your favorite food turtle soup? No way. I have a pet tortoise.
18. Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends? Yes, but not by choice. People have jobs. People have to sleep. People can't afford to go out. How is that a sign of insanity. I'm going to ignore this when calculating my score.
19. Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies? Teletubbies has a giant burning decapitated baby head. That's way too messed up for me!
20. Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?
No. Maybe he/she lived too far away.
21. Do you ever talk to yourself? I sometimes mumble my thoughts when I'm alone.
22. Do you sing in the shower? Nope.
23. Do you have more than 5 body piercings? No way.
24. Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?
If they are they're hidden from me. I don't think so.
25. Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?
No.
26. Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?
No. Wait? How can that be judged on the same level as spending more time at home then with your friends. I think it'd be weirder to spend more time with your friends then at home.
27. Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch table? Of course not. Why would I have a dollar bill?
28. Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess "How many jellybeans are in the jar"? Nope.
29. Have you ever trash picked? Nope.
30. Can you fling stuff out of your nose? Probably. Let's not find out. It's not something I'd do so I'm going with no.
31. Do you know the meaning of life? No.
32. Have you ever picked on someone smaller than you, just because you thought it would be funny? No
33. Do you count down the amount of days? Till Happy Events?
Yes. I don't think that can be classed as a not sane activity. If I didn't count down people would be like "Happy Christmas" and I'd be like "Oh ****. I have to buy presents!"
34. Do you often hear things that aren't really there?
No. I hear my brother and like to pretend he's not there.
35. Do you see dead people?
Yes i used to do !! but then it truned up my shadow.
36. Is this a yes or no question? this is a stupid survey.
37. Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?
Yes.
38. Do you enjoy tight clothing? No
39. Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth? NO!!
40. Do you sleep with the lights on? No I cant.
41. Do you consider money to be a form of evil?
Money isn't evil. Love of money can be evil.
42. Have you ever played bloody knuckles? No.
43. Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich? No.
44. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No.
45. Do you believe fairy tales do come true? No.
46. Do you enjoy using yo-yo's? No
47. Do you believe in superstition? I'm open minded about it.
48. Do you like DIET soda? Holy ****. This is a measure of sanity. I'm beginning to think the person who made this test is not of the medical profession. I prefer diet coke to coke.
49. Do you watch cartoon shows every day? No. I try to, but I just can't find the time some days.
50. Do you read books for fun? Yes.
Every question you answer YES to is worth 2 percent. So take how many questions you said yes to, and multiply that by 2. That is the percentage of your insanity.
1. Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you? No. I used to wear goggles a lot at home when I was 5 and run round shouting "Goggleman!". Goggle man kicks ***.
2. Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour? No, it's on my to do list.
3. Do you feel for a spider when someone steps on it? I feel it's mean and unessesary since spiders are cool. They eat flies. Usefull lil' fellas. But then I'm not devistated.
4. Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are? No.
5. Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious? Nope, I think I could figure out how to spell it without putting it to memory.
6. Do you know the names of all the american presidents? All 3 of them!
Al Gore - The elected president.
George Bush Junoir - The appointed president.
**** Cheney - The guy who's really in charge.
But I'm guessing this question refers to former presidents, so no.
7. Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive? Nope.
8. Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house? I've never been able to get up there.
9. Do you own a Chia-pet? No.
10. Do you consider all blondes to be dumb? YES I DO
11. Do you have 0 TV's in your house? No.
12. Do you have more than 10 pet's living in your house? I don't count the stick insects as pets. They're bred for the playgroup and after schools club. So no.
13. Is your favorite movie of all time rated G? Nope. G is an American rating.
14. Do you have an Atari system in your house? Sadly no.
15. Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week? I'm no where near rich enough. I wish I could.
16. Is your favorite color tangerine? No.
17. Is your favorite food turtle soup? No way. I have a pet tortoise.
18. Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends? Yes, but not by choice. People have jobs. People have to sleep. People can't afford to go out. How is that a sign of insanity. I'm going to ignore this when calculating my score.
19. Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies? Teletubbies has a giant burning decapitated baby head. That's way too messed up for me!
20. Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?
No. Maybe he/she lived too far away.
21. Do you ever talk to yourself? I sometimes mumble my thoughts when I'm alone.
22. Do you sing in the shower? Nope.
23. Do you have more than 5 body piercings? No way.
24. Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?
If they are they're hidden from me. I don't think so.
25. Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?
No.
26. Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?
No. Wait? How can that be judged on the same level as spending more time at home then with your friends. I think it'd be weirder to spend more time with your friends then at home.
27. Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch table? Of course not. Why would I have a dollar bill?
28. Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess "How many jellybeans are in the jar"? Nope.
29. Have you ever trash picked? Nope.
30. Can you fling stuff out of your nose? Probably. Let's not find out. It's not something I'd do so I'm going with no.
31. Do you know the meaning of life? No.
32. Have you ever picked on someone smaller than you, just because you thought it would be funny? No
33. Do you count down the amount of days? Till Happy Events?
Yes. I don't think that can be classed as a not sane activity. If I didn't count down people would be like "Happy Christmas" and I'd be like "Oh ****. I have to buy presents!"
34. Do you often hear things that aren't really there?
No. I hear my brother and like to pretend he's not there.
35. Do you see dead people?
Yes i used to do !! but then it truned up my shadow.
36. Is this a yes or no question? this is a stupid survey.
37. Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?
Yes.
38. Do you enjoy tight clothing? No
39. Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth? NO!!
40. Do you sleep with the lights on? No I cant.
41. Do you consider money to be a form of evil?
Money isn't evil. Love of money can be evil.
42. Have you ever played bloody knuckles? No.
43. Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich? No.
44. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No.
45. Do you believe fairy tales do come true? No.
46. Do you enjoy using yo-yo's? No
47. Do you believe in superstition? I'm open minded about it.
48. Do you like DIET soda? Holy ****. This is a measure of sanity. I'm beginning to think the person who made this test is not of the medical profession. I prefer diet coke to coke.
49. Do you watch cartoon shows every day? No. I try to, but I just can't find the time some days.
50. Do you read books for fun? Yes.
Every question you answer YES to is worth 2 percent. So take how many questions you said yes to, and multiply that by 2. That is the percentage of your insanity.