Kamakazy
15-06-00, 10:15 PM
"You're in incredibly fine condition," the doctor concluded
after finishing a thorough physical. "How old did you say you
were, sir?"
"Seventy-eight."
"Seventy-eight! Why, you have the health of a sixty-year-old.
What's your secret?"
"I guess, Doc, it's due to a pact the wife and I made when we
got married. She promised that if she was ever about to lose
her temper, she'd stay in the kitchen 'till she cooled off.
And I pledged that when I got angry I'd keep quiet, too, and
go outside until I calmed down."
"I don't understand," said the doctor, "How could that help
you stay so fit?"
"Well, the patient explained, "I guess you could say I've
lived an outdoor life."
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after finishing a thorough physical. "How old did you say you
were, sir?"
"Seventy-eight."
"Seventy-eight! Why, you have the health of a sixty-year-old.
What's your secret?"
"I guess, Doc, it's due to a pact the wife and I made when we
got married. She promised that if she was ever about to lose
her temper, she'd stay in the kitchen 'till she cooled off.
And I pledged that when I got angry I'd keep quiet, too, and
go outside until I calmed down."
"I don't understand," said the doctor, "How could that help
you stay so fit?"
"Well, the patient explained, "I guess you could say I've
lived an outdoor life."
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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!