CHECK OUT THE STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS


BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning
kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his mouth.
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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What
do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Hehe
Now thts funny :D

loooooooooooooooooooool
thaaats so funny...
thaanks for sharing:D :) :color:

hey, some good ones! i love these type of jokes. :)

lol:D ... very funny..
i read them b4, but its nice:gap:

did u get them from the chat up line ?:color:

nop got them from my mail:D

Originally posted by rashad_316
CHECK OUT THE STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS



WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.



:cool:

lool... Ya3ni......Fe al Sameeem,

Thanks for sharing, keep it coming...

Originally posted by Navigator
did u get them from the chat up line ?:color:

Exactly as rashad said, i got them in a mail.:)

Funney!:ils: