I got this as a Forward message...
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

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hehe i hope u guyzzz like it!! :D :D :gap: :D

I knew u guyzz would move it !sorry but i saw the new sabla after posting it there! anyway people replyyy here pleasee :p :p :p :D

hehehe..... thats smart thinking... and he deserves it... nothing about trust... :rolleye:

Whoooaa!! women sure are cunning!!! Jeez! :eek:

Am glad u guyz liked it :)

I've read this before & I hated that woman from the bottum of my heart:duh:.

Manipulative but smart woman ;)

Originally posted by el7ilwa
I hated that woman from the bottum of my heart:duh:.

loooooooool el7ilwa i actually liked the way that women thought :D

women like dogs they can bite anytime even if treated well :D :p

women like dogs
:duh: :duh: i thought it was the other way round! Men are like dogs?!?!:rolleyes: :duh:

Originally posted by IceTea
women like dogs they can bite anytime even if treated well :D :p

So ice tea treat your dog at home well & feed it well otherwise it's gonna bite u;) :rolleyes: :D .

Originally posted by Silver Angel
:duh: :duh: i thought it was the other way round! Men are like dogs?!?!:rolleyes: :duh:

That was in the past :D

Originally posted by el7ilwa
So ice tea treat your dog at home well & feed it well otherwise it's gonna bite u;) :rolleyes: :D .

I don't have dog :p, do u have one :D