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Libellula
22-06-03, 02:47 PM
Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that "girls require time and money."
Girl = Time x Money

And as we all know "time is money."
Time = Money

And because "money is the root of all evil."
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Originally we have:
Girl = Time x Money

And now we substitue everything in, we get:
Girl = Money x Money
Girl = sqrt(Evil) x sqrt(Evil)
Girl = (sqrt(Evil))^2
Gril = Evil

But here's another proof to show how men are THREE TIMES worse

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know "time is money."
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men's proof showing "girls are evil" So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because "money is the root of all evil."
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

Men's proof:
Girl = Evil

Girl's proof:
Men = Evil^3

So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.

Dr N
22-06-03, 02:53 PM
Go girl power!:D
lol I love these well proven equations!

amo0or
22-06-03, 04:02 PM
Ahh..again:duh:

DeSerTDesTroYeR
22-06-03, 04:04 PM
Cool!... we are Evil ...muwhahahahaha :rolleyes: :cool:

Silver Angel
22-06-03, 05:02 PM
U go Girl!
i love it!! :D :D :gap:

Enigma
22-06-03, 08:40 PM
They're not EVIL....

They're just dumb.


:D (I am so gonna get it now)

el7ilwa
22-06-03, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by runnin' around
They're not EVIL....

They're just dumb.


:D (I am so gonna get it now)

E7m, e7m:o are u definding some body specific dear Runny;) :D Hahahah J/k don't kill me for that:p .

I think what pheno got true by her calculation, but as a commerce student & by complecated calculation I'll get that men= more than 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 evil or maybe more:rolleyes: :gap: .

Enigma
22-06-03, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by el7ilwa
E7m, e7m:o are u definding some body specific dear Runny;) :D Hahahah J/k don't kill me for that:p .



:duh: What??!!

I'm worsening the situation not defending!!

Libellula
23-06-03, 04:44 PM
hmm. I think she meant, "are u accusing someone specific?"

:lost:

NaBHaN
23-06-03, 05:53 PM
i think that women can be much worse than men..sometimes. anyways.. so what if we're evil or even Dumb as miss Runny says. u cant do without us..so TOUGH LUCK!

Dr N
23-06-03, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by NaBHaN
i think that women can be much worse than men..sometimes. anyways.. so what if we're evil or even Dumb as miss Runny says. u cant do without us..so TOUGH LUCK!

:duh: excuse me!!:rolleyes:

Navy_boy
24-06-03, 01:53 AM
women still trying ...








big advise ...







keep trying ,,, maybe one day u will achieve something ,,

DeSerTDesTroYeR
24-06-03, 04:31 AM
Originally posted by Dr N
Go girl power!:D
lol I love these well proven equations!

Originally posted by Dr N
:duh: excuse me!! :rolleye:

hehehe... your contradicting yourself... (thats if i didnt get it wrong:p)