yo mamma so big, she uses the interstate for a slip and slide

yo mammas so big that she climbed mt.fuji in one step

Yo mamma's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.

Yo mamma's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo mamma's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.

Yo mamma's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.

Yo mamma's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

Yo mamma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.

Not funny Jokes..

.. err... why are they all fat?! :duh:

Originally posted by selma
Not funny Jokes..

Mi$$y,

I Dont mean to be rude.. but mama's jokes are not a good idea..

Originally posted by selma
Mi$$y,

I Dont mean to be rude.. but mama's jokes are not a good idea..

she is 11 years old ....making jokes of mama and he cant live with out her

Originally posted by silver_ring
she is 11 years old ....making jokes of mama and he cant live with out her

:)