BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF

OH MY GOD,
I THINK I'M BECOMING
THE MAN I WANTED
TO MARRY!


GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING
FRED ASTAIRE DID,
BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS
AND IN HIGH HEELS


A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER


I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER


SO MANY MEN,
SO FEW WHO CAN
AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH


DON'T TREAT ME ANY
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN


WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT


OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME


DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN



ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE




I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE




DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES


And last but not least:


IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN


Send this to your lady friends
and brighten their day!:D

Originally posted by raffee


A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER



are u suggesting we put ice tea in boiling water to see how strong he is. i know alot of memebers who would volunteer.


IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN


what happened to romance???

more women power jokes. :rolleyes:

OH MY GOD,
I THINK I'M BECOMING
THE MAN I WANTED
TO MARRY!

what?
:confused:

umm.... beside it being in blocks... which one is supposed to be a joke? :D or seems am missing the sense of humor again..:cool:

arent they more like quotes or something?:confused:

if you would like to send this page to friends, plz click here --->E-mail this page to a friend (http://www.englishsabla.com/forum/sendtofriend.php?s=&threadid=13390)

DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
ONE DAY Y WILL BE DAWON :lost:

Originally posted by Scottish Gal
OH MY GOD,
I THINK I'M BECOMING
THE MAN I WANTED
TO MARRY!

what?
:confused:

um mingin

Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was... "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions
to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"


The survey was a HUGE failure.


In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.


In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.


In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.


In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.


In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.


In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.


And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

J o K e S

----> "If there are any idiots in this room, will they please stand up?", said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't " said the student, "but I hate to see you standing you up there all by yourself!!"


---->A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says: "Who is this!?"

"This is the maid" answers the woman

"We dont have a maid!!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well...This is her husband...Is she there?"

"Umm...She's upstairs..in the bedroom...with someone who I thought was her husband!"

The guy on the phone is fuming!! He says to the maid "Listen, would you like to make $50,000??"

"What do I have to do" ,She says

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with!!!!!"

The maid puts down the phone...The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots! *BANG BANG!*

The maid comes back to the phone "What should I do with the bodies!!"

"Throw them in the pool" , he said..

Maid : "er..What pool...?"

"Uh..Is this 550-4821????"


BOING! :lost:!! hehehe

Cheerz!

Nice Jokes B_M

good one DP :D