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amo0or
03-06-03, 02:13 PM
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes, as the floors got higher. The only rule was once a woman opened the door to any floor, she had to choose a man from that floor, and if she went up a floor, she couldn't back down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.

First floor:

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign and say, "Well that's better than not having

jobs or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up they go.

Second floor:

The sign says, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are

extremely good looking."

"Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor:

"These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids

and help with the housework."

"Wow!" say the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!?"

And so again, they go up.

Fourth floor:

"These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are Extremely good

looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me. But just think!! What must be awaiting us further on!"

So up to the fifth floor they go.



Fifth floor:

The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."

EviliO
03-06-03, 02:16 PM
:D :D :D

Amoor, u gonna be knocked down soon :D

Sleyum
03-06-03, 02:37 PM
:( Wondering what Sabla Woman Gonna comment in this one;)

NaBHaN
03-06-03, 03:01 PM
:rolleyes: more men vs women jokes. how nice.

Dr N
03-06-03, 03:05 PM
amo00000000000or, you're in big trouble MR!!:angre:
lolz:D, you guys just enjoy teasing women don't you!!!
Oh well, I think it's GUYS, who are soooo picky when it comes to choosing!!! Women look deep inside, men look for outer looks!:rolleyes:

EviliO
03-06-03, 03:09 PM
aha ok :rolleyes:

el7ilwa
03-06-03, 03:57 PM
amoOor I think even If I have been given a chance to choose from 50 floors building, I'll reach the roof with out picking up one:p LoooooL:gap: Nice one.

Solidus
03-06-03, 04:02 PM
Hehehe, wait till SoMe1 Sees this thread... Ur doomed...:gap:

But just to let you know... I liked it ;)

Enigma
03-06-03, 04:08 PM
:rolleyes:

Actually we've had this one before.........I think 4 eva posted it. ;)

amo0or
03-06-03, 06:44 PM
LOL...well but this is a fact...come on guys lets face it.
Big prove..el7ilwa said that "If I have been given a chance to choose from 50 floors building, I'll reach the roof with out picking up one"
so i didnt say anything...she is a girl and she proved it:p

Solidus
03-06-03, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by amo0or
LOL...well but this is a fact...come on guys lets face it.
Big prove..el7ilwa said that "If I have been given a chance to choose from 50 floors building, I'll reach the roof with out picking up one"
so i didnt say anything...she is a girl and she proved it:p

I guess so...:rolleyes:

MoonChild
03-06-03, 11:00 PM
I got myself a 4th floor man! and married him quick before he got away :D

IceTea
03-06-03, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by amo0or


Fifth floor:

The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."

This is what most Omani girls do today they keep on rejecting Omani guys to select the best out of the rest and they will end up getting old, reach the fifth floor and no one will accept them even as a 2nd wife unless they are lucky and very beautiful.

X-press
03-06-03, 11:41 PM
I also read it a long time back, but thanks amoOor for sharing it with us.

Why not try to go for what is best if we can...and if we don't find it, we can surely live without it ;)

Scottish Gal
04-06-03, 12:53 AM
U don't know wat you have got till its gone........................

Libellula
04-06-03, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Dr N
I think it's GUYS, who are soooo picky when it comes to choosing!!! Women look deep inside, men look for outer looks!:rolleyes:

Actually guys aren't picky at all. If they're just looking for a pretty face, then it's relatively easy to find, since they don't mind the lack of intellect and logic. And God knows there are so many witless females in this world.

As for women... *sigh* I think the guys have a point. Women are so hard to please because they look for someone who's pleasing to look at AND has inner attraction. So much more difficult to find these days..

:rolleyes:

raffee
04-06-03, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Scottish Gal
U don't know wat you have got till its gone........................

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.