Warning: You may not find this funny if you're a leper, a prostitute, a suicide bomber or a miserable git. Thank you.



Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A: "Keep the tip..."

Excellent. nice one mim.

Well on jokes heres one for ya.

Husband says to wife.

"excellent i just got my olympic condom pack i think ill go for gold tonight"

wife - "why dont you go for silver and try coming second for a ****ing change."

:angre: wht is this?!!!

chit chat silent noise! quick leave before you get told off unless you have a joke to add...

chit chat silent noise! quick leave before you get told off unless you have a joke to add...

well well well !!! grasshopper i am not leaving