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Libellula
17-05-03, 05:28 PM
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

floret
17-05-03, 05:41 PM
don't laugh at me.. but :lost: really I thought they are real programs :o


anyway.. at the end it DID make me smile :color:

thanx Phoeny :)

Chocolate
17-05-03, 05:42 PM
Who ever wrote that has a wide imagination i must say,,,,
Very nice indeed:)

Libellula
17-05-03, 05:59 PM
I guess it's mostly for computer geeks like me who'd actually find it funny! =) haha.

NaBHaN
17-05-03, 06:08 PM
LOL :D .. i liked them.

umm..does that make me a geek:lost: :rolleyes:

IceTea
17-05-03, 06:51 PM
IT world :D http://www.arabchat.com/cgi-bin/chat/images/bounce.gif :p

Libellula
17-05-03, 07:07 PM
So does anyone think that it's true? Husbands being less romantic/caring than boyfriends? =)

IceTea
17-05-03, 07:11 PM
Both are romantic and caring, but with different levels http://www.arabchat.com/cgi-bin/chat/images/bounce.gif

Chocolate
17-05-03, 07:17 PM
I realy think it differs from one indivdual to another.
I guess theres no straight cut answer to that question.

EviliO
17-05-03, 11:36 PM
:D

How funny!!!

mimosa
18-05-03, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by BoY-iNterrupted

umm..does that make me a geek:lost: :rolleyes:

Like you have to ask 7abibi......

raffee
18-05-03, 01:58 PM
I found it hilarious, even though my computer wont accomodate neither Boyfriend 5.0 (or any older versions of it) nor Husband 1.0 (and is short on MB's for any newer version).

I need to increase the memory capacity... I hear that Net-Friend 3.0 is just the thing for that.;)

Libellula
18-05-03, 05:41 PM
lol, raffee :D

good one!

Enigma
19-05-03, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Phoenix
So does anyone think that it's true? Husbands being less romantic/caring than boyfriends? =)

Yup I do.

'Cause the boyfriend still hasn't got you totaly yet, so he's got to keep working to keep you satisfied and happy. But the husband has you nabbed so he neglects you. :duh:

NaBHaN
19-05-03, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by mimosa
7abibi......

:duh: ugh!

EviliO
19-05-03, 08:43 PM
:rolleyes:

Libellula
20-05-03, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by BoY-iNterrupted
:duh: ugh!


mimosa, unfortunately Boy doesn't appreciate your advances towards him. :rolleyes: