Kamakazy
28-06-00, 05:03 AM
When you are sad,.............I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking ******* who made you sad.
When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ***.
And when you are lost,........I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.
When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
This is my oath...............I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?.............. Because you are my friend.
cheers,
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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!
When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ***.
And when you are lost,........I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.
When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
This is my oath...............I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?.............. Because you are my friend.
cheers,
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Take it easy, this is only the internet! feel free, coz life is not!