"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
- Samuel Goldwyn

mmh funny thoughts i didnt get it
what we have 2 post here funny thoughts from our mind i mean what funny thoughts come 2 our mind somtimes ??
could u explain what u write there :)

exactly..what do you mean by funny thoughts?!.... is it something like weird thoughts?!..or quotes!?

hmm...

lol.......that's cute.

Think about it Mandazi and DD.......

verbal isn't written on paper a9lan. :wink:

RA: exactly...but that wasnt my point of questioning..:D

Originally posted by DeSerTDesTroYeR
RA: exactly...but that wasnt my point of questioning..:D

Then what was? :rolleyes:

cheeky. ;)

Originally posted by DeSerTDesTroYeR
exactly..what do you mean by funny thoughts?!.... is it something like weird thoughts?!..or quotes!?

As there is a :D next to her title, I suppose she meant that it is supposed to make you laugh. As runnin' explained it, it is supposed to be more phylosophical than anything else...but you are still allowed to laugh Dede :rolleyes: :p

ok ppl u gotta post funny thoughts it seems 2 be good topic
yalla c'mon post any funny thoughts :)

Funny thoughts shouldn't be funny stories that make u laugh.
But it can be the truth of reality…..that no one can escape from like a myth
If u know what I mean!!!!

:lost:

"For God's sake, don't say yes until I've finished talking!"
- Darryl F. Zanuck

Originally posted by Charmed
"For God's sake, don't say yes until I've finished talking!"
- Darryl F. Zanuck
oh charmed......was that message for me????
are u still talking???:o

Originally posted by Charmed
"For God's sake, don't say yes until I've finished talking!"
- Darryl F. Zanuck
is this funny thoughts:lost:
seems like some1 trying to make conversation

Hmmm, the idea of this thread is pretty good, but you have to know what to post, not just anything, it has to be funny!

I wanted to live the simple life, but figuring it out proved too complex.

"Me fail English? That unpossible!" - Ralph Wiggum

"Illiterate? Write today for free help." - Anonymous classified ad

"I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they ought to have sense enough to do without my persuading them... That's all the powers of the President amount to."
- Harry S. Truman

"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right." - Isaac Asimov

"In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it." - Rex Reed

"A man's friend likes him but leaves him as he is; his wife loves him and is always trying to turn him into somebody else."
- GK Chesterton

Originally posted by Charmed
"A man's friend likes him but leaves him as he is; his wife loves him and is always trying to turn him into somebody else."
- GK Chesterton

now this is interesting..:color:

"I don't know. I'm not in shape yet." - Yogi Berra, when asked in spring training what size cap he wore

"I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man, and I hate those people!" - Tom Lehrer

Originally posted by Charmed
"Me fail English? That unpossible!" - Ralph Wiggum


I liked this one!!!!! talk about being stubborn!!!:D

:duh:

"What's the point of having a favorite pair of underwear when nobody's likely to see them?"
- Anon.

"Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day."
- Roy Rogers

"If Barbie's so popular, how come you have to buy her friends?"
- Steven Wright

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
- Red Buttons

"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
- Roseanne

"When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." - Molly McGee

Nice qoutes:) , i like them...can make the in my sign i guess:sweat:

"He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke." - Anon.

"An apple every eight hours will keep away three doctors."
- B. Kliban

"If God had intended for man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples!" - Anon

"Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?" - Anon