A man is driving his car when he´s trapped in a traffic jam. Suddenly,

someone is knocking at his window. He lowers the window and asks: `What´s up?`
`Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush! They´re demanding 10 million dollars, otherwise they will soak him with gasoline and set him on fire!`
`Holy crap!` responds the man in the car.
`Yeah, I know!` the other man responds. `We´re going from car to car, collecting for him.`
`How much are people donating, on average?`
`Oh... about five gallons.`

:D

That's just cruel. Shame on you.

Send the oil here instead. Di3aano 3aleh.:D

Nice One:color:

you would be supprised, but his ratings are going up...

Check this :

Bush Jokes (http://www.englishsabla.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=11016&perpage=30&pagenumber=2)

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_massdeception.jpg

cool!!!

now thats quite creative...but who would consider such kidnapping..to be worth that much....i personally wonder:confused: