apologies to all the blonde cuties in sabla.


She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the Army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says, "sign here," she wrote Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice can because it said, "Concentrate".

She told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thought Taco Bell was Mexico's phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought she could only use her AM radio in the morning.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF", which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front

LOL, that had me in stitches........I suppose if I was blonde I wouldn't feel the same.

Why is it always dumb blonde GIRL jokes? I mean blonde is blonde, regardless of gender....... Heck, look at Leonardo DiCaprio....... :duh:

Anyway, we've got MoonChild and the new Jumanji to prove them wrong. :kewl:

U cant explain every joke ya know!!!
I myself wonder why blonds!....Southern Egyptians (9a3aydah)...
Irish??? etc etc!

Originally posted by runnin' around
Anyway, we've got MoonChild and the new Jumanji to prove them wrong. :kewl:

i'm sure Moonchild and Jumanjina are exception. they sound quite intelligent to me.

why blondes, saeedis or irish?? it's just one of them things which hs no explantion.

thug man since you mentioned saeedis, i recieved this email with a virus from a saeedi guy. check it:

"This is an Egyptian (sa3eedy) virus

You are in DANGER

DEAR RECEIVER,

You have just received a ( sa3eedy ) virus. Since we are not so
technologically advanced in Egypt, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know.

Thank you very much for your help."

:gap:

rofl. :D

nice one.

Hehehehehheeeeeeehehe,
Pooor blonds!

The only thing that strikes me off is that many girls color their hair yellow-blond-.
EEeeeeh even if it doesnt look good on them but still this yellow is an issue!
black girl+Blond hair=cocroach (no offence) but this is what i get!

anyways, blond girl is BLond in blood.

Originally posted by najah
Hehehehehheeeeeeehehe,
Pooor blonds!

The only thing that strikes me off is that many girls color their hair yellow-blond-.
EEeeeeh even if it doesnt look good on them but still this yellow is an issue!
black girl+Blond hair=cocroach (no offence) but this is what i get!

anyways, blond girl is BLond in blood.

some black girls look really good with blond hair. Mary J Blige for example. it depends how you wear it i guess.

:fire:

SInce i colored my hair blond...my cousins and friends started calling me an airhead..... BLond airhead!!!! Why .???? i think maybe becuz i m being slow in understanding what they say ?!!!!! is it bcuz im blondy now ???? WAlla nu9 3agle 6aaaaaaaaaaaaaar :(

Big Mo. Aint no right..
Between Mary J did di it that much..i mean she did something like Mash and never full hair! and do you know what yellow means!
its this ;) the color of the smily face. and never this one!


Anyways it was just a self opinion.. and Like what they say people differ in tastE!

I like going blonde every once in a while. In fact Im blonde right now. It gives me an excuse to be ... blonde :rolleyes:

(Just kidding Moonie and Jumi;))

Originally posted by najah
Big Mo. Aint no right..
Between Mary J did di it that much..i mean she did something like Mash and never full hair! and do you know what yellow means!
its this ;) the color of the smily face. and never this one!


Anyways it was just a self opinion.. and Like what they say people differ in tastE!

you right!!!! i must be colour blind. i have a problem between red and green as well.

Originally posted by raffee
I like going blonde every once in a while. In fact Im blonde right now. It gives me an excuse to be ... blonde :rolleyes:

(Just kidding Moonie and Jumi;))

no you ain't kidding. it took you three days to reply to post that acused all your countrymen of being stupid. girl you got to be blond at the moment.

(Moonie and Jumi, no offence. just kidding)

Buddy, I never saw that post.

At least I didnt just ignore it and go on about some other issue, like you did in the karate thread...charlie.

Originally posted by raffee
Buddy, I never saw that post.

At least I didnt just ignore it and go on about some other issue, like you did in the karate thread...charlie.

yah you got me in a tight spot on that thread but hey i've got my hair bleached too; blond.

(sorry Moonie and Jumi)

;)

those were some funny jokes... reminded me of some "Yo Mama..." jokes... similer too...

I am sure MoonChild one of the smart blonde... but Jumanji... i know her personally... she is part of the big percentage of blondies that are short of...

i better not say it... :gap:

keep 'em comming Big Mo

hmm... dunno..:lost: but kinda heard much funnier blonde jokes..:p ..anyway...not bad......

the email joke...almost funny too..:D

kama...the Yo mama jokes...ROCK..hehehee....i dont think its fair to compare..:gap:

Originally posted by Kamakazy
I am sure MoonChild one of the smart blonde... but Jumanji... i know her personally... she is part of the big percentage of blondies that are short of...

i better not say it... :gap:

keep 'em comming Big Mo

You CHEEKY LITTLE MONKEY!!! :eek:
Huh... well i could say some things Kamakazy but i shall keep my mouth shut! :eyes: Or will i??? hummmmm... later i think...
Oooooohhh.... i know where you live boy... watch yourself!!!! :kewl:

a blonde has spoken :gap:

Originally posted by DeSerTDesTroYeR
hmm... dunno..:lost: but kinda heard much funnier blonde jokes..:p ..anyway...not bad......

the email joke...almost funny too..:D

kama...the Yo mama jokes...ROCK..hehehee....i dont think its fair to compare..:gap:

lol :D. that comment made me laugh, dede is so frank, that even a joke gets a fair evaluation and an honest rating like- the email joke was ALMOST funny too.. hehe

so what are this yo mama jokes anyway , share 'em.

:o hehehe.:D ....well...wanted to "almost" share the laugh in the thread :rolleyes: :p

hmm will try to see if i can find any Yo mama jokes...if we dont have them in a thread here somewhere...:)

Sorry, I had to join in.
No offence, Moonie and Jumi...:D

1) How did the blonde try to kill the worm?

She buried it alive.


2) One day this blonde walked into a store and said
"I`d like to buy that TV."
The salesman said "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde went home and dyed her hair red. She went back to
the store and said "I`d like to buy that TV."
"Sorry we don't sell to blondes." The man replied again.
She went and dyed her hair black, then returned to the store
and said "I`d like to buy that TV."
Again the man said "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde finally asks "How did you know I was a blonde?"
The man said "Because that`s not a TV its a microwave."


3) This blonde walks into a convinience store and the clerk asked
if her blinker was on, she looked back and said, "Yes, no, yes,
no, etc...."


4)Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up a
conversation.
First blonde says "How did you die?"
Second says "I froze to death".
First blonde says "Must have been awful."
Second blonde says "How did you die?"
First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was
being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed
to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to
the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic
and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a
heart attack and died."
Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd
both still be alive."

very funny especially No.4

I am in!!!:D

Blonde Jokes


This guy is sitting outside on his lawn when he sees his blonde neighbor walk outside and check her mailbox. With a confused look on her face, she walks back inside. Five minutes later, the blonde walks outside again to check her mailbox. Seeing that there is nothing in it, she walks back inside her house. Another five minutes later, the blonde comes back outside to check her mailbox. After watching the blonde check her mailbox 3 times in a row, the guy is pretty curious. When she starts to walk back inside again, he asks, "What are you doing?"
She says, "My computer keeps telling me that I've got mail."

Another one:D

There was a blonde and she bought a brand new Convertible Porsche. She was driving along and she hit a guy's diesel. The man got out burning with anger. He pulled the blonde out of the car got a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the road and put the blonde in the circle and told her to stay in that circle. Then he got back in his diesel and ran over the blonde's new Porsche several times. Then when he got back he saw that the blonde was laughing. He asked:" why are you laughing? I just ran over your car". The blonde said,"I got out of the circle 3 times".

Selma i already posted that last joke!!!:rolleyes:

You cheeky thing! You edited it!!!!

:D :D I know:D :D

hmm...not bad....keep them coming...:) maybe after 50 jokes we can vote for the best one or something :rolleyes: ..so far...non getting my vote..:D ...

ok.. then
how about this one:

A man gave his blonde wife a cell phone for their 1st anniversary. He showed her how to use it and she absolutely loved it. One day when she was at the hairdresser, her phone rang. She turned it on and heard her husband's voice, "Hi Honey, how's the phone working out?" It's great, but how did you know where to reach me?"

this is not about the Blondes..
I really liked it:

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences.

The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"

The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!

And Back to the yopic:D

A Blonde sitting on first class. The flight attendant takes her ticket and says," This is a ticket for coach, not for first class." The Blonde replied," I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful and I'm going to Chicago." Then the pilot came out and asked what was going on here and the flight attendant told the pilot the situation. So the pilot went over and whispered something in the Blonde's ear and she hurried back to coach. The flight attendant then asked," What did you tell her?" The pilot replied," I just told her that first class wasn't going to Chicago.

Blonde joke

Well A blonde was sick and tied of the blonde jokes and all the stress of being blonde so she dyed her hair black so that she wouldnt get stress and tessed.

Neway one day she was driving down a highway when she came up to a sheperd crossing the raod with his sheep and all, so being the good driver that she was she stopped. She asked the man how many sheep he had.

The man said if you can guess right number you can chose one and take it home. The woman was excited and guessed a number which was, you guessed it correct.

The man was surprised and said "chose one sheep and its your"
After minutes of looking, the women picked the best looking one and put it in her car

The man then said if I can guess you real hair colour can you give me my dog back. Ha!!!!!:color:

not bad...not bad....still not funny though..:( ooh well... keep them coming..:D

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.

The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"

The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"

The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"

Two young blonde women are sitting at a table in a coffe shoppe in such an obviously celebratory mood that a man drifts over intending to offer to buy them something to drink. When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here's to 17 days!" Smiling, the man says, "Congratulations! What's so special about 17 days?"

Eyes twinkling, one of the women explains, "Well, we've been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!"

Ok maybe this on

Ok two blondes were on thier way to disney land. Theycame up to and intersection with a sign saying "disney land left". So they turned around and went home.

How about that

Its sometime in the future and man has done almost everything scientific. The Blondes R Us organisation wants to do something to prove the world wrong. So they think carefully for quite sometime as you might expect. The decide to put the first blonde on the sun.

Every body find this funny, but the blondes continue on thier project.

Then the day came and A scientist told them during a press conference. You will burn and die cos the sun is a ball of hot gas and all.

SO the head of the Blondes R Us org got up with a smile on her face and said confidently thats why we will go at night.

hmm...where is everyone....am sure..there is someone who likes those jokes..:D...... soo far...am just reading...:gap:

What is a brunettes pick up line????


"Has the blonde left yet????"

:D heehee

Originally posted by Jumanjima
What is a brunettes pick up line????


"Has the blonde left yet????"

:D heehee

...coz with the blonde leave ALL the ...erm... well the guys that aren't worth the time of day.

Sorry Jumi.:D

Originally posted by raffee
... guys that aren't worth the time of day.



I get the feeling that this pool grows larger by the minute in your world.

Originally posted by Wanderer
I get the feeling that this pool grows larger by the minute in your world.

It does when you know who you want.;)

Originally posted by Big MO
apologies to all the blonde cuties in sabla.


She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the Army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says, "sign here," she wrote Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice can because it said, "Concentrate".

She told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thought Taco Bell was Mexico's phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought she could only use her AM radio in the morning.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF", which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front



These are Racist jokes :fire:

Originally posted by LunarDam
These are Racist jokes :fire:

yah and!!!!!!

Originally posted by Big MO
yah and!!!!!!

How would you feel if the Blonde was changed to an Arab, Omani, black or white?

http://www.misersoft.com/gca/gallery/murray/blonde-girl.jpg

Originally posted by LunarDam
[B]How would you feel if the Blonde was changed to an Arab, Omani, black or white?


black and white wouldn't work. u'll have a pretty realistic jokes if u change to arab or omani.