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Dark Project
27-03-03, 11:41 AM
Comprehensive Naming System

Since history began, the Chinese always believed in the significance of one's name.
They have developed a very comprehensive system of naming one's children as it is believed that the name of a person strongly
influences one's destiny and fate.

Astrologers, fortune tellers, academics and monks are consulted when choosing a name for the new born. Most other cultures, however do not really believe in it and tend to brush it off as superstition.

Whether you believe it or not, however, the other cultures are not
spared of this correlation. One very good example is Lee Iacocca, whose name IACOCCA stands for :


I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America

coincidence?..........

Look at the following familiar examples.

Bush stands for :

Beat
Up
Saddam
Hussein !

Clinton stands for :

Call
Lewinsky,I
Need
The
Oral
Now !

However, no one can beat this latest casualty in bad naming

Osama stands for :

Oh
Sh*t,
American
Missiles
Again!

With all these, you better believe in the 5000 year old Chinese
culture and make sure you choose a good name for your children.

Big MO
27-03-03, 12:06 PM
very funny.

Solidus
27-03-03, 01:04 PM
LoooooL :D

Dark Project
27-03-03, 04:44 PM
For instance the name Khalfan is common in Oman lets see what it means:
Kill
Her ( wife)
And
leave
Far
away
Never look back


Lets take another name :) Faisal

Fall
alone
in
sorrow
and
lose everything


:color: :gap: :color: :color:

floret
27-03-03, 07:14 PM
interesting :color:

X-press
28-03-03, 01:46 AM
Interesting and funny too Dark Project. Tell us where we can find this "Comprehensive Naming System" on the net? I want to know what my name means...

Navigator
28-03-03, 02:29 AM
MOZA :

Most

Of

Za

Arab




kAREEMA :

Killing

And

Raping

Established

Ethnic

Minority

Association




NABHAN :

Never

Attempt

Begging

Half

American

Negga



SALIM :

Sadness

And

Laziness

Indicate

Madness

DeSerTDesTroYeR
28-03-03, 03:30 AM
you got resources of these chinese....references? :rolleyes:

Maha
28-03-03, 04:05 AM
hmm thats interesting .......:color:

Navy_boy
28-03-03, 02:43 PM
good one Navi

NaBHaN
28-03-03, 03:55 PM
indeed .... there is something interesting up there.:rolleyes:

Dark Project
29-03-03, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by X-press
Interesting and funny too Dark Project. Tell us where we can find this "Comprehensive Naming System" on the net? I want to know what my name means...

It was a friend who sent it to me I will try to find out XP ;)