Hey guys !!! have you heard ? The American General Tommy Frank has been demoted to a rank of Major !!!!! isn't it cute ? from reliable source inside the Pentagon, anonimously, has reported that the reason is because he mislead Bush and Blair that Iraq was to be overun by his forces in 3-4 days. As a result of prolonged fighting in and around Um-Qasr Bush has decided to demote him to the rank of Major.

Hmmm interesting ... Is that a fact ?

from reliable source inside the Pentagon,

Whatever you're smoking in that hookah, will you sell me some?

Never heared of this.
Provide us with a source where possible plz.